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dates are hard

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when your neighbor is friendly but they come from outer space

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anyone can be a star on their own

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independence isn’t always a gift

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In the immortal words of hardmaru: “dhhhdhshgvcgguc”

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doodlebuggin

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handwriting model being a Q T PI

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a little practice goes a long way

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Technically correct is the best kind of correct

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Experiments in musical “textures”, based on work from Sony CSL. See the repo https://github.com/kastnerkyle/pachet_experiments

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All the chords != all the good chords. Based on ideas from Roy and Pachet

https://github.com/kastnerkyle/pachet_experiments/blob/e463095ab1c2dc67b8318bfda217ce4f5aeea751/markov_steerable.py

C7 | Fm | Bb7 | Ebm | Eb7 | C#7 | Abm | Ab7 | Cm | F7 | Am | D7 | F#m | F#7 | Bm | B7 | Em | A7 | Dm | G7

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That Escalated Quickly

('(z0)', ' would the long as taking many of this now') ('  .)', ' would turned how long as taking everything in this so') ('  .)', ' how would taking him in this so') ('  .)', ' she d been staring at the as trying to taking him in this so') ('  .)', ' trying would have been trying already been past wide trying to expecting him at him the way') ('  .)', ' she d been trying would have been trying already been ive been many feet as expecting trying to him at him the feet') ('  .)', ' ive been cut ive been cut ive been trying ive been cut ive been ive been ive been ive been would have been ive been ive been as feet f feet KNU KNU supposed to him this the feet') ('  .)', ' been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been would have been ive been ive been ive been feet been two feet as interested KNU KNU KNU to him this the feet') ('  .)', ' ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been KNU KNU as feet trying to KNU KNU KNU KNU him a the feet') ('  .)', ' been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been ive been KNU ive been feet the been interested him just not feet not to KNU KNU KNU KNU him a tight feet') ('(z1)', ' she been cut him cut the KNU been interested him not to feet just not KNU KNU KNU KNU him a tight KNU')

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21st Century Song Lyrics

(target) " and love the place of honor at feasts" (generated) " with you with me with me with you with me with me with me"

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Yep, pretty nightmarish when GANs generate poor face samples; unsurprisingly it’s super creepy to human perception when faces distort like that. 

But maybe with some heavy style transfer these could become nicely Picasso-esque, after all most people don’t tend to find the image below particularly disturbing, since it clears the uncanny valley in the other direction: (Pablo Picasso, Bust of a Woman (Dora Maar), 1938)

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Stochastic Sleazy Shakespeare

First Citizen: Let us kill him, having affairs touching now thy beauteous, Brought her to such a sight, which did awake me: I shaked you, sirrah. Draw nearer, honest Flaminius. Thy lord's false love! When on my throbbing breasts; For yet may England into four; Whereof ungrateful, With dull unwillingness. Come, let's not forget: this vision here, Unseen, unvisited, much to our shame in you. HOTSPUR: To the Welshmen did good servant fee'd. I will touch them with King Cerberus; and let Patient Octavia plough thy visage up With like advantage: there let him slip down, Not one accompany. VINCENTIO: Unfit to heart? Fie! 'tis an unweeded garden, To drive away the stomach. Come, Let's have the fear of us May cement their divisions! fa, sol, la, mi. EDGAR: Before you visit him: He knows I am a maid, and thunders break, So from thy table: tut, a toy! An old Italian fox is not so: the king,--in which you Shall sink in my rebuke. Give me mine arm so far, To be unbent when to thee, Meet

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A Markov Argument

First Citizen: Peace then! no words.

CLITUS: O Dardanius.

DARDANIUS: O Clitus!

CLITUS: O Dardanius.

DARDANIUS: O Clitus!

CLITUS: O Dardanius.

DARDANIUS: O Clitus!

CLITUS: O Dardanius.

DARDANIUS: O Clitus!

CLITUS: O Dardanius.

DARDANIUS: O Clitus!

... etc.

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Visions of beyond the stars, from Andrew Brock (https://twitter.com/ajmooch)