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me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

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if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....

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You're just not toxic enough.

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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

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It’s uncanny how similar Trump is acting like Hitler. People are now doing the Nazi salute. They’re drawing the symbol. The KKK was seen in Kentucky asking people to join them. ICE has been ripping families apart. Companies have pulled back Diversity Initiatives. We’re no longer part of WHO and there won’t be any communication from the CDC at least until February 1st. We’re being censored and the news can’t be trusted. Thousands of Americans didn’t know there were protests against Trump yesterday outside the U.S. Quotes from The Handmaid’s Tale and Anne Frank have been compared to what’s going on right now.

According to The Lemkin Institute for Genocide Studies and Prevention the U.S. has officially been given a red flag alert for Genocide.

I’m exhausted but I will never stop being angry.

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Every day i see wonderful creatures online

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i need everyone to see the funniest fucking pigeon rescue in the world

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The bombing has stopped and the bloodshed has finally ended, but there is still a great fear of breaching the ceasefire and returning to killing, bombing and displacement. So please, if you can donate even a little to get us out of here alive, do not hesitate and donate.

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new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars

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If anyone, at all, can match even a 10th of my donation, I'd consider it a massive christmas gift.

Please, help my friend Mohammed. His family is cold, and hungry.

It would mean a great deal to me.

You can find his fundraiser here,

And you can see that it's been vetted by 90-Ghost here.

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Reprogramming Miku to like Yuri instead so she can become a tasteful girl

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an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

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This is the story of Ahed Al-Anqar, his wife Maisoon, and their three young daughters: Fatima, Iman, and Noor, who is not yet 2 years old. Ahed’s entire apartment, everything he worked hard to provide for his family, was completely demolished in the war. There is nothing for them to return to. A new life is indeed possible for them, but it is not in Gaza.

Please help Ahed and Maysoun provide a better life to their beautiful girls by donating to their evacuation fund. The Rafah border crossing is €5,000 per person—this may seem like a lot, and it is, but truly, every single euro MATTERS. Your donation, no matter the amount, is going towards this family’s future.

€12,423/€20,000

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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

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