α мαη ℓινιηg ιη α ѕмαℓℓ нσмє ηєαя тнє ѕняιηє ιη gσтσкυנι, αη αη¢єѕтσя тσ тнє σηє ωнσ вιятнє∂ тнє ℓєgєη∂ σƒ тнє ωανιηg ¢αт, ѕєαя¢нєѕ ƒσя тнσѕє нє ƒιη∂ѕ α∂єqυαтє.∂єѕριтє ¢σммση ƒαвℓєѕ, тнє вαкєηєкσ ∂σєѕ ησт тєη∂ тσ αι∂ нυмαηѕ, тнσυgн ιт ℓσνєѕ яєℓуιηg ση тнєιя мιѕρℓα¢є∂ тяυѕт.
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Blog moving! This will be on queue for a few days. lol i still have the same taste in themes tho
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Blog moving! This will be on queue for a few days. lol i still have the same taste in themes tho
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Blog moving! This will be on queue for a few days. lol i still have the same taste in themes tho
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Starter Prompts: Angela and Ciaran Edition
“BRRBVRRMMBRRRRR.”
“Can you mentally eyeroll? You bet your ass.”
“Can we talk about Mormons again?”
“Female sleepovers are gay though.”
“Follow your dick-sucking dreams, my friend.”
“Ghosts can’t suck dick.”
“Gun, arm, dead, door.”
“He’s Yeerking it up.”
“LEGS. GOOD LEGS.”
“My skin is falling off, I think I’m becoming the female titan.”
“I can feel your face.”
“I’m dead and I do what I want.”
“I’m gonna fuck the puzzle.”
“I’m going to pretend this song isn’t about getting dick.”
“I wanted my break skittles.”
“I will not rest until my ghost gets laid.”
“Kissing makes me dead inside.”
“Our sleepovers always go from zero to gay in 0.2 seconds.”
*science dork yelling about a lack of quality haggis*
“Shhh. Gun arm.”
“Shut up, this is why you’re dating the ghost with morals.”
“Stop getting ghost drool on my couch, you gay asshole.”
“Stripping to Rockafeller Skank is okay.”
“Stripping to Space Jam is too far.”
“That robot’s got anxiety.”
“That washing machine is me.”
“The good was at Yeerks.”
“The noodles are working wrong.”
“They became one person just to lay on the floor.”
“They’re done being a blanket now.”
“They’re going to fall on their robot asses.”
“Where did this person’s consciousness go? Where did you put it?”
“You don’t need to apologize for getting your leg stuck in the couch.”
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[text of leva talking to himself]
87% DISGUST
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i’m playing with the tone analyzer and just about everything leva has said to anyone other than MB pings as extremely high in disgust.
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Reblog with an icon/gif you haven't found a reason to use yet
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FIND A WITCH.
“I’m, um, not exactly up with human social circles? I don’t know where to go about finding a witch, or any particular reason not to enlist a human with a valid ID that I can just gnaw on later.”
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AH YES, ONLY THE FUCKING WEIRD WEDDING PLANNERS WILL DO. MY MISTAKE.
“A human would have to be something of an oddball to be alright planning a wedding for a pair of demons, and demons don’t exactly have enough weddings to make demonic weddings a profitable niche business.”
#ask#anonymous#hes so offended like DUH we need a weird human normal ones will run and wont match colors right
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HOW MANY NORMAL WEDDING PLANNERS ARE THREATENED BY DEMONS, LEVA? HOW MANY?
“Normal wedding planners won’t do.”
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He’s made himself a scarf. Out of his own self. It’s weird to see him weave thread made of himself, but in the end, it’s still fabric.
“This looks cute.”
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The LAST icon in your folder is your muse’s reaction to being caught stealing the last cookie from the cookie jar!
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VOICE MEME: Send me 🎤 + a question and I will record myself answering it.
#ic or ooc#i mean you're gonna get a real feminine leva but the tone of voice will be right at least laughs
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[human form ver]
[bakeneko form ver]
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“I mean, cooked meat is kind of a sad, sad waste of food. Even humans know meat is better raw, they just cook it because they have sad immune systems that’ll try to kill them if they eat something they can’t handle. I don’t really have that problem.”

“No problemo, Meowzers. Glad to be of assistance. It’s good that you eat it raw, though. I really don’t want to have to go through the trouble of learning how to cook chunks of my own body.”
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[mb voice] the second cutest sin around. the most adorable sin.
“Well, you’re obviously cuter.”
#[whip crack noise]#do u think leva in any other time period would say he's not the cutest thing around#no#no he would not#ask#moonlitmurder#murder buddies#boy do i love spice! icons
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