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When love is corrupted, does it turn into hatred? Indifference?

Nope, it's Evil Love.

im still not over the alternate universe episode and in fact may never be. youre telling me theres an evil fucked up universe where everythings evil and fucked up and instead of showing this by kirk and spock like. hating each other theyre still eternally devoted to each other just in an awful and twisted way. and this is meant to be normal and fine?.??????

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Modified this ask meme to stuff I'd feel more comfortable answering. Feel free to ask (you can write in a number(s)), or use yourself!

In your opinion, what’s your best fanfic?

In your opinion and without looking at any numbers, what’s your most popular fanfic?

Is there any fanfic that makes you super happy to reread and remember you wrote that?

Is there any fanfic that makes you super embarrassed to reread and remember you wrote that?

What’s the fanfic you most want to continue (unfinished or no)?

What’s the oldest (longest since last update) fanfic you most want to continue (unfinished or no)?

Have you ever written for a fandom without watching/reading/playing the source material?

Have you ever written for a fandom without reading other fanfic for it?

Have you ever written a fanfic for a concept you know someone else has done before? How did it impact your writing process or feelings after posting?

Have you ever written a fanfic and decided never to publish it? Why?

What’s the biggest change between your style when you started in fandom and today?

What’s the biggest change in your taste between when you started in fandom and today?

Have you ever purposefully written one fandom/fanfic idea over another because you knew it’d be more popular?

Have you ever stopped writing a fanfic/for a fandom because it wasn’t receiving enough attention?

What’s your most underrated fanfic?

If you had to pick one fanfic/scene/chapter of your work to describe your entire portfolio to a stranger, which would you pick?

Have/Would you ever rewrite a fanfic? If yes, would you take the original down?

If someone starts kudosing and commenting your fanfics in a spree and has a few works of their own, would you go look through theirs?

Has there ever been anyone who’s made you freak out because they read your work and followed/bookmarked/commented?

What’s the nicest comment you’ve ever gotten?

What’s the meanest comment you’ve ever gotten? Do you think the reviewer intended it?

What aspect of your writing do you most enjoy to see praised?

If you could only ever write crossovers or single-fandom fanfics ever again, which would you pick?

If you could only ever write for a single crossover or a single fandom again, which would you pick?

Does the division of your writing across fandoms line up with your reading? What’s the biggest discrepancy?

Do you continue to write for a fandom after you’ve moved on or do you focus solely on the new one?

Who’s the one character you’ve just never managed to get perfectly right?

Who’s the one character who shines without you even trying?

Is there any particular character whose scenes always wind up being longer/more frequent than you expected? Does the quality hold up?

Was there any fanfic that you wrote that really surprised you in the fandom reaction? Was it just by the numbers or did they take it an entirely different way?

Have you ever written a ship into a fanfic without meaning to?

Have you ever purposefully bashed a character/ship in a fanfic?

Have you ever purposefully written something you know your readers would find uncomfortable/would not enjoy? If yes, why?

Do you consider yourself to have a readership?

If you cross-post your fanfics on multiple sites, do you have a favorite? Are there certain fanfics you would only post on a specific site?

How many views has your most popular fanfic gotten?

How many views has your least popular fanfic gotten?

Do you subscribe to/bookmark/kudos/comment more stories than you have received?

If you had to call yourself an author of a single genre, what would you pick?

If someone you know in real life who isn’t involved in fandom asked to read your work, would you let them? If yes, what would you recommend they read first?

Does anyone you know from outside of fandom know you write fanfic? Are they involved in the same fandom too?

Has anyone in your life ever read your fanfic just because you wrote it?

Has writing fanfic had a significant impact on your life? Would you say it’s entirely positive?

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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.

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Eskel and Lambert burst in the room! They see Geralt and Jaskier on the bed, Geralt’s hands around Jaskier’s throat.

Lambert wrinkles his nose and is like, “ew, didn’t need to know that.”

“Wait, Jaskier’s face is turning blue!”

It had been a pleasant evening in Kaer Morhen—at least, at first. That is, until a loud crash echoed from Geralt and Jaskier’s rooms. At first, the other witchers dismissed it as the usual ruckus coming from the pair’s quarters.

But something felt off, and they decided to check.

Thankfully, they did. On the bed, Geralt’s hands were wrapped around Jaskier’s throat, and he was trying to strangle him.

After saving Jaskier, the truth came to light: a mysterious curse had been placed on the two of them. For reasons unknown, Geralt would now occasionally attempt to kill Jaskier, seemingly without any warning or motive.

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If there are rumors of ghosts, that must mean Jaskier can somewhat influence his environment. Be seen, heard, maybe move things.

It might be random. It might have conditions.

Imagine Geralt starts to investigate this crime and then randomly hears narration of the things he’s doing. Or, he sees Jaskier in the mirror. Or, some person harassing Geralt gets pantsed.

The possibilities!

Random instances would mean it’s harder for Jaskier to give clues (or directly tell Geralt what happened). Also, I’d think these would last for a moment. Just long enough to realize something happened. Never long enough for true communication.

During his early years at the Oxenfurt Academy, Jaskier vanished. Few knew the truth—that one of his professors, the very man who had taught him music, had grown dangerously obsessed with his talented pupil.

Driven by jealousy and desire, the professor resorted to forbidden magic. With a single incantation, he transformed Jaskier into a marble statue and placed him in his private garden, a treasure he intended to keep forever.

Years slipped by. Then, without warning, something shifted. Jaskier’s spirit awoke, untethered from the stone that bound his body. Though invisible to others and powerless to change his fate, he could at least see again. Watch. Wander. Comment.

When rumors of a ghost at Oxenfurt Academy reached the witcher Geralt of Rivia, he was hired to investigate. The whispers linked the haunting to the long-ago disappearance of one student—Julian Alfred Pankratz.

Meanwhile, Jaskier—ever the entertainer—was thoroughly enjoying himself, trailing after Geralt and gleefully observing the witcher’s attempts to solve his “murder.”

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once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.

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I was tagged by @petrichorinmyveins for a poll.

Rules: Make a poll of your 5 favorite movies and have people vote on which is their favorite!

I invite @geraskierfanficprompts @ace-of-geeks @carrottheluvmachine to participate!

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I FINISHED MY FIC BASED OFF THIS PROMPT!!!

It turned out SO LONG because I absolutely had to heal them too.

Anyway, Tags and summary!

Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Past Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Minor Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher), Torture, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, think no voleth meir or Yen losing powers, also no Yen rescuing Jask from Rience, Blood and Violence, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Recovery, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Feelings, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Apologizes, Forgiveness, Healing, Insecure Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Protective Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Soft Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Hurt Jaskier | Dandelion, Non-Human Jaskier | Dandelion, barely touched on, Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Loves Jaskier | Dandelion, Purring Witchers (The Witcher), obligatory bath scenes, Bath Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Getting Together, First Kiss, First Time, Trauma, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Abandonment Issues, Jaskier | Dandelion Has Abandonment Issues, Communication, GASP!, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Self-Esteem Issues, Post-Episode: s01e06 Rare Species (The Witcher TV), Angst with a Happy Ending

Four years after the Dragon Hunt, Geralt and Jaskier are reunited in a Nilfgaardian torture chamber. Geralt has missed his bard, regretting his actions four years ago. They need to escape, but the greater challenge after will be healing their broken relationship.

Voleth meir, Yen losing her powers, and Eskel turning into a leshy did not happen in this version!

Prompt 82

You may be asking yourself after a night with no prompts, @geraskierfanficprompts, did you die? And the answer is, no, I only half-died (as in slept. For like 16 hours. I do not think I am well.) BUT ANYWHO LETS GOOOO Geralt is captured by Nilfgard, or whatever VOTW you want, it's up to whoever writes it, as always my dears, but without changes to the prompt, it would make most sense post-mountain Nilfgaard <3 Geralt knows Yennefer is expecting him back sooner, and because he didn't make it back in time, he knows damn well that Yennefer is currently tracking him down and will get him out. He just has to endure. He just has to wait it out. No matter what they say or do to Geralt however, he's not budging on any information. They remark that they have a way to get him to talk. Doesn't matter what they do. He just has to endure. He just has to wait it out. But then they shove in another person in chains, and when the person looks up, Geralt feels his heart drop to his stomach. "Jaskier.." "..Geralt." His hair is longer, and he's grown some stubble. He holds himself with much less confidence, and his eyes look weary and tired. They force Jaskier into a chair in front of Geralt, and Geralt can't even think of the implications he's so happy to see his bard, alive and well. ... Well-ish, he supposes. "Feel like sharing anything now, Witcher?" One asks, and Geralt suddenly comes back to reality, realizing their plan. Before he can even say anything, Jaskier laughs. A full-bellied, proper cackle, even throwing his head back for a moment. "As if! You truly made asses of yourselves! Geralt couldn't care less about me!" They grip Jaskier's hair and tug his head back. "Shut up, before we do it for you." "If you kill me, You'll only be doing both Geralt and me a favor." Jaskier says with a smile, and the man growls and sinks a knife into Jaskier's shoulder. "He's bluffing!" the man yells. Jaskier lets out a horrible little pained gasp at the knife, and his head falls forward as he starts to tear up. "I don't care if there's nothing of the bard left when you finish, as long as you get the butcher fucking talking!" Geralt is panicking. Not that anyone could tell. The rules were to endure. To wait. Yennefer can get him out. But sweet, poor, innocent Jaskier is about to be brutalized the more Geralt doesn't say. Even if he could endure, if he could wait, knowing deep down if he does nothing that it's safer for them, that they'll be saved, he knows he won't be able to. Because it's his Jaskier. He finally found him again, and his bard truly, genuinely believes Geralt would feel nothing but joy upon the minstrel's death. Geralt needs to get his bard out NOW, and he needs to make it all okay again. He needs to tell his Bard everything, he needs to apologize, he needs to kiss him, he needs to smell him happy and content again, he needs- The man stabs a knife into Jaskier's arm, making Jaskier shriek in agony. He needs to kill some people.

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Honestly forget rotating just one blorbo like a rotisserie chicken my brain is one of those markets where it's twelve birds per spit and there's about six spits and they are rotating my various Silly Little Guys all at once.

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Two Chapters

I put up two chapters! Just one more and an epilogue to go!!!

Chapter 6 is the one where they fuck!

Still goin on with that prompt by @geraskierfanficprompts

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Why are bad things happening to mutuals. Nothing bad should ever happen to mutuals. Stop. #ilovemymutuals

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I was tagged by @petrichorinmyveins for a poll.

Rules: Make a poll of your 5 favorite movies and have people vote on which is their favorite!

I invite @geraskierfanficprompts @ace-of-geeks @carrottheluvmachine to participate!

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The Abandonment Issues Chapter

“If you didn’t matter, it wouldn’t hurt if you were…gone.”

“Gone?” Jaskier repeated the word like it was unfathomable. “Gone where, Geralt? I followed you everywhere you let me. I was practically your shadow! I would never have left if you hadn’t sent me away!”

Except, you would have. Everyone leaves. They change and they age and they leave.

Based on one of @geraskierfanficprompts wonderful prompts!

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