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baldachinsbrainrot · 36 minutes ago
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has this been done
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baldachinsbrainrot · 3 hours ago
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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 
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baldachinsbrainrot · 5 hours ago
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Guess That Artist: Inspired by Poetry Masterpost
We recently finished up another round of Guess That Artist (GTA) on HHd server hosted by @noir-renard , this time with the theme of creating art inspired by poetry. Each player picked a specific poem, with responses ranging from classics like Dickenson's "Because I could not stop for death", to tumblr original poetry like "Hope is a Weapon". We all had a ton of fun presenting beloved poems and sharing our art—trying to guess who made which piece is always a blast, especially when some try to disguise their art style!
Below is a collection of some of the responses to this round of GTA, though if you want to see them all, you need to join our server!
@clockwayswrites poem: While I Wash My Face I Ask Impossible Questions of Myself and Everyone Who Loves Me, by Charif Shanahan; link to art
@file-n0t-found poem: The Conqueror Worm by Edgar Allen Poe; link to art
@noir-renard poem: 10 legs, 8 broken by user68519586(tiktok) ; link to art
@sugar-goat poem: The Tiger by Nael, age 6; link to art
@taro-pdf poem: Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night by Dylan Thomas; link to art
@tourettesdog poem: The Tiger by Nael, age 6, from "They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket"; link to art
This post may be updated as artists share their art outside the server; follow our blog to see future updates as well as more posts like this!
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baldachinsbrainrot · 7 hours ago
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baldachinsbrainrot · 11 hours ago
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got a major pest problem this year actually
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baldachinsbrainrot · 14 hours ago
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absolutely massive big brain fandom crossover AU idea I had. Jet Set Phantom. this was inevitable lol. There's literally a canon ep named 'Pirate Radio'. Synopsis under the read more (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)
Danny's alter ego is still called Phantom here cause he's so elusive that no cop has ever been able to catch him. Just like in the original show Sam was the one to put Danny up to it in the first place cause she's a rebellious authority-hater already. Tucker is still a tech geek but more interested in pirate/HAM radio (though he's still able to lend tech skills to Danny that let him bypass security systems & the like for more ~cool tagging spots~). All the ghosts are members of different Rudie gangs.
Sorry to all those Fenton parent likers out there but in this AU they're cops. it just makes too much sense. Them being cops is also what gives Danny an advantage to evading the law (all he has to do is listen in on his parents for any sting/ambush ops they're a part of. Also his parents are just as lax about safety as they are in the show so they leave confidential paperwork all over the place all the time). Vlad 10000% fits the Rokkaku Group stand-in & he actually does have some supernatural powers here due to the influence of the Devil's Record.
Valerie would still be a total Phantom Hater bc Phantom trashing her dad's job would stay the same. I didn't get around to drawing her here tho bc my hands hurt now lol. Also Zero Beat could so obviously be either Dani or Dan in this AU but I couldn't decide which was better so I left that out. I Will Maybe Draw That Later.
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baldachinsbrainrot · 16 hours ago
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Another day, another game over at Haunting Heroes discord! This was my entry for Guess the Artist - Inspired by Poetry. Of course i had to pick The Tiger by Nael, age 6
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baldachinsbrainrot · 18 hours ago
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Continuing my recent trend of throwing household objects at fruit…
I think you’ll really Dig my patreon page
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baldachinsbrainrot · 20 hours ago
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They’re fighting over custody 😔
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baldachinsbrainrot · 22 hours ago
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one of the most inspiring things i’ve ever seen was my co-worker quitting on the spot over an argument and proceeding to purposely make eye contact with my manager as she walked out of the fire exit, making the entire stores alarm go off. it’s was on a level of spite i can only dream of achieving.
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baldachinsbrainrot · 1 day ago
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At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere
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baldachinsbrainrot · 1 day ago
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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology
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baldachinsbrainrot · 1 day ago
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WE LOVE YOU PEDRO
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baldachinsbrainrot · 1 day ago
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I made sticker sheets for base camp and the windward plains featuring my favorite big and little guys.
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baldachinsbrainrot · 2 days ago
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clocking out 🚶
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baldachinsbrainrot · 2 days ago
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Pizza VS Flower with bee on it VS Bisexuality VS Wind turbine
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baldachinsbrainrot · 2 days ago
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i'm feeling controversial today so here's another hot take. and before you type away at your keyboards, know that this is all coming from a south asian.
white leftists have got to stop acting like christianity is the only religion that deserves to be criticized and you cannot touch any other religion because that'd be racist and bigoted. because as an indian who's watching my country progress towards hindu nationalism, this attitude doesn't help at all.
white people see hinduism as this exotic brown religion that's so much more progressive but don't know the violence of the caste system, how it others a large portion of the population on the basis of caste, literally branding them as "untouchables". they teach us in school that this problem is a thing of the past but the caste system is still alive and shows itself in violent ways. and that's not even covering how non hindus are treated in the country. muslims especially are being killed, have their houses bulldozed, businesses destroyed, and are being denied housing, our fucking prime minister called them infiltrators and there's this fear among hindu extremists that they'll outnumber the hindus in the country. portraying hinduism as this exotic religion does a disservice to all those oppressed by the hindutva ideology
similarly, white people see buddhism as this hippie religion that's all about peace but have no idea how extremist buddhists in myanmar have been persecuting the rohingya muslims for years and drive them out of the country.
if anything portraying these religions as exotic hippie brown religions is a type of orientalism itself.
and also y'all have got to realize that just because christianity has institutional power in america doesn't mean there aren't parts of the world where they are persecuted on the basis of religion. yes karen from florida who cries christophobia because she sees rainbow sprinkles on a cake is stupid but christian oppression DOES exist in non western countries where they're a minority. pakistani christians get lynched almost on a daily basis over blasphemy accusations. just look up the case of asia bibi, a pakistani christian woman who was sentenced to death on blasphemy charges because of something she said when she was being denied water because it was "forbidden" for a christian and a muslim to drink from the same utensil and she'd made it unclean just by touching it (which is ALSO rooted in casteism and part of pakistani christians' oppression also comes from the fact that a lot of them are dalit but that's a whole other discussion). and that's just one christian group, this isn't even going into what copts, assyrians, armenians etc have faced and continue to face. saying that christians everywhere are privileged because of american christianity actually harms christian minorites in non western countries.
and one last thing because this post is getting too long: someone being anti america doesn't automatically mean they're the good guys. too many times i've been seeing westerners on twitter dot com praise the fucking taliban just because they hate america. yes, the same taliban who banned education for women, thinks women should be imprisomed at home, and consistently oppresses religious and ethnic minorities in afghanistan. yes, america's war on afghanistan was bad and they SHOULD be called out for their war crimes there. no, the taliban are still not the good guys. BOTH of them are bad. you cannot pretend to care about muslims and brown people if you praise the taliban. because guess what? most of their victims are BROWN MUSLIM WOMEN. but of course white libs who praise them don't rub their two braincells together to make that conclusion.
this post has gotten too long and i've just been rambling so the point of this post is: white "leftists" whose politics are primarily america centric should stop acting like criticism of ideologies like hindutva, buddhist extremism, and islamic extremism BY people affected by these ideologies is the same as racism or religious intolerance because that helps literally no one except the extremist bigots. also america is not the centre of the world, just because something isn't happening in america doesn't mean it isn't happening elsewhere
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