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Nyx is a baby and just needs to be held

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I... I'm the blorbo of the week?

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lamb shanks

a comic i was hired for by the talented louis palmer! check out more of his work at https://louispalmerwriting.com/

additional note: satanic imagery is fun to use in a gag-horror comic about how an eyes-wide-shut ass satanic ritual would be treated with the same schmoozing as any other hollywood party, but the genuine 'hollywood does satanic sacrifice' conspiracy theories are basically all originally rooted in, and usually thinly veiled accusations of, the antisemitic blood libel myth. read up on it and why its harmful, dont fall for conspiracy theories, and fuck nazis. thank you for reading

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I asked her what her best art was and she said pikmin huge tits. I have no regrets

pikmin huge tits

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pikmin huge tits

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9 hour comic about when i was playing videogames and recovering from surgery

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in the jigsaw trap. straight up "sawing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My foot

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my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏

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what if a reverse diving suit

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this fucking sucks apparently the order of archeomancers are supposed to use their powers to remanifest historical conditions for like. archeology and history lessons and stuff. if you use it to overlay JFK’s fate onto people you don’t like they’ll throw you into this stupid hourglass shaped prison. i got sand all over my fucking clothes

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Just thinking about how human/alien crews on spaceships would be absolutely devastated by corporations. Big companies can't even handle basic neurodivergence training, how would they deal with alien physiology? An alien crew member dies, they have a funeral and flush them out into space, but no-one got briefed that this species regenerates and that crew member will be floating through space in perpetual agony.

Anyway, just watched Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock and the Federation basically do that, put Bones' very real possession down to "Vulcan mysticism," and nearly send him to the "Federation loony bin" after he completely fails to do the Vulcan death grip. Completely forgivable because it's the only way we'd get to hear William Shatner say "fruitier than a nut cake." They also know where Spock is the whole time. 10/10 movie

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woah whats this? a page a day early? yop! keeps you on your fuckin toes

with precognition quin can be stupider faster than she ever could before our questionably intelligent intrepid protagonists are packing their things and heading out on a totally fine adventure where nothing will go wrong

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nyx, the warforged stars druid

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I had this sitting in my drafts for SO long struggling to decide what Spahr and Lark text posts I was gonna pick that better images for Weepe and Saskia dropped and I had to redo them both (Saskia's TWICE).

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i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

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Greenlocke now has a website!

go read it! or dont! im not your boss