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I SO FORGOT I HAD THIS ACCOUNT LMAOO

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these patrick bateman moans <3

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we don't make enough fun of Batman for not being a vampire. seriously this guy:

nightwalker, lurks in the shadows

goes flying through the city at night hunting down his quarry

romps around in a dramatic ass cape

lives in a gothic manor that is definitely haunted (by the narrative, the ghosts of the past, etcetera)

served by a single devoted familiar servant who seems to share some portion of his strange powers

has multiple fledglings proteges he recruits and trains to share his dark powers

the source of great, often contradictory lore (conflicting reports on his powers/weaknesses/backstory, varies by canon)

unaging (his publication history spans how many decades?)

clearly has some sort of arcane powers superhuman abilities, despite making a huge effort to pass as a Normal Human Guy

autistic bisexual

notice i didn't even mention the whole BAT themed everything. and we're expected to believe this character is NOT a vampire? i'm being baited.

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How do I befriend the freaks on this site

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i tell myself this would be an organized blog and then boom its not

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This man is so beautiful it literally hurts to look at him omfg

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All of American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis is Patrick Bateman trying so so so hard to fit in and seem normal and then people are like “Pat you’re such a nice and normal guy!” and then Patrick freaks out and cries and goes “NO NO IM A TWISTED FUCKING CYCLE PATH”

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rest in peace patrick bateman, you wouldve hated to see them remake you💔

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AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000) dir. Mary Harron.

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hello tumblr user balesfx I saw you reblog my post AND YES I agree Christian is Hollywood's prettiest prince.

hello tumblr user chxrryblxssomicetea EXACTLY ☝️ i am always right

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why r the beloved "morally gray" male characters of fandoms always like this is baby killer john he loves killing babies for fun and the fandom is like omg baby killer johnnn 😍😍😍 but a morally gray female character is like heres a traumatized teen girl thats meant to be deeply flawed and wrong at times but also went thru a lot and is meant to be sympathetic and nuanced and the fandom is like SHE NEEDS TO DIE RIGHT NOWWWW !!!!!!!!

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Thing I did

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life if i stopped saying goodnight and then continue to stay up

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