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Drew this on a plane if it looks weird I'm blaming that

Eras of Constantine

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Crazy how this is both a really beautiful and profound song but also utterly fucking ridiculous. This band is so unserious and also so fucking serious

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Love it in Doors concert where there's a long instrumental where Jim has nothing to do and it's like oh boy what's he gonna do this time. Ominously hover behind Ray? Shake a barely audible maraca? Do a little dance? Just kinda Sit There? Who knows.

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As another young person with pronouns please let me be your second in command. Together we will teach those old men TikTok dances and I will explain to Pete Townshend what a he/him lesbian is

I wish I was the young person with pronouns diversity hire for the who’s media department I would have those old men doing the apple dance

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BLOW A KISS, FIRE A GUN!

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I am straight up loving watching conservatives and city slickers who decided to start a ‘homestead’ during the pandemic make videos that are like “This is a lot harder than I thought it would be. 🥺 I’m giving up on my farm and moving back to the suburbs.” no shit, fr? Cosplaying Little House on the Prairie actually sucks?

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I've been enjoying this new habit of replacing Sunday morning doomscrolling with just clicking through links on Wikipedia. I looked at lots of niche dog breeds last week and now I'm learning about rubiks cube variations. I retain almost none of this information - I'm just scrolling and clicking and occasionally going ooooh - but that's basically all I'd be doing on instagram too except it would make me angrier and more depressed. Highly recommend this. Start from a random article and see where you get.

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Explaining to straight adults that much of queer history happened within their lifetime and they were unaware of all the extremely important events and how many laws there were to prevent us from thriving because they werent part of queer circles themselves is like...

-leans in close-

How would you like to know about the war in Ba Sing Se?

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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

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Yall heard there was problems with choice feminism and then took a massive turn into puritan feminine 

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person whose birthday is coming up: yeah i'm like a bodhisattva now. i don't really "want" things. yeah i've renounced all earthly desires. so no i don't know what i want for my birthday

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Hey. Large chest people that want it to be smaller and flatter. I have a tip for you.

I am a trans man. I have an h cup chest. That is not a typo, not a brag, and not an invitation to sexually harass me. This means I have about 4 pounds of breast. This means that binders do not work for me. There’s not enough structure in the compression to keep that much weight in place.

I wore a sports bra under my binder, for a time- it kept things in place, and the binder flattened. This isn’t really safe and I recommend against it. It also never actually got me looking masc- I tended to look like I had between a c or b cup. TransTape I discarded too- it’s just not sturdy enough.

Enter Enell. Specifically, the Enell Sport High Impact Bra.

I want you to look at the construction of that sports bra. It clasps in the front. This flattens the chest. And since it’s a sports bra designed for busty people, it LOCKS everything in place. When I wear my Enell sports bra, I do not bounce. It also gets me looking like I have an a cup at worst- and at best, when I layer, I actually look masc.

Admittedly, they’re not cheap. That one’s 66$. But I’ve tried even custom binders, and they don’t work as well as Enell. I was actually contemplating a custom built corset before I found Enell. Enell is also much, much safer than layering compression, since it is being used as intended (sort of). As a bonus, you can actually exercise in it- it’s a sports bra!

I will note that they use their own sizing system, so you will have to measure yourself.

Happy binding!

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Getting blacklisted from trading with local fae because you've been paying for their favours with stuff like childhood dreams and the memory of your mother's smile, trading their goods for what would have otherwise been absurdly highball prices, but then they found out that the things you've given them in return are worthless because they mean nothing to you. After going no-contact with your family you just wanted to get fucking rid of all of the things that are attached to them, and if you could, you'd give your memories of them away for free on craiglist.

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(guy reading through slanderous propaganda from political rivals) whats so inspirational is that every great leader and emperor in history was gay

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being a comics fan is like i could give you some general information abt any given character but i'm not necessarily a scholar of theirs you would have to see a specialist to be sure. the same way like in a pinch a pediatrist could tell you you were having a heart attack but you probably want to follow up with a cardiologist

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The drunk white gay who SWEARS she can vogue

@gia-is-a-punk-rocker