bambiens

[bambiens]

me when i said i’d update yesterday or tonight and i do neither…

i may be a little turnt right now but i’m still thinking of all my “like a tattoo” readers😓 i’m sorryyyyy… i’m REALLY busy right now but i hope to update tomorrow (hopefully)😅

[bambiens]

DATE A VAMP! ᯓ♡🧛🏻‍♂️ˎˊ˗ [nishimura riki]

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“this blood's pumping crazy, 'cause i know you'll save me. come here and get some, leave the mark on my neck. just come over and bite me.”

pairings ⟢ vampire! ni-ki x fem! reader contains ⟢ profanity, zero braincells crack/humour, extremely unrealistic, famous myths about vampires, so unserious, one shot!

⟢ as a certified twilight fanatic, you're desperate to find yourself a vampire boyfriend. thank god for a sketchy reddit link you clicked, you found, www.date-a-vamp.com where you were able to find the blood-sucker of your dreams.

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author's note: can you tell i was high asf when i came up with this idea

perm taglist ⟢ @osakinanadesu @luhvletters @jellyrushzz @hee-isyumaf @woniesbakery @beaviu @doyoudwerk

copyright © bambiens 2025.

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heeseung and yn are lowkey so ‘we almost broke up last night’ by sabrina carpenter coded …

HELLO the second u sent this ask i RAN to spotify to listen to the song and searched up the lyrics. guys like WAIT why is that song so heeyn coded… WHAT like every bar, every line. oh this is getting added to the playlist i listen to whenever i start writing like a tattoo MMM! THANK YOUUUU LANE😇

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i would do anything for heeseung to call me a good girl again…I MEAN WHO SAID THAT???? the wind is so strong today wow

IM CRYINGFFF😭😭 man! the wind sure is strong today wow… who said that? but yeah… heeseung was a lil crazy in ch. 32 HA🤠

when i was writing that whole “relax, breathe” part i actually had to take a moment to myself before i could start writing again LMFAOOO (if i’m being real with u guys rn…)

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LMFAOOOOO ONLY TWO CHAPTERS ARE OUT AND I’VE LAUGHED OUT LOUD LIKE 5 TIMES😭😭

the girl is mine

pairing: lee heeseung x reader x park sunghoon genre: love triangle, smau, fluff, romance warnings: stated in each chapter

synopsis: yn goes to the club to get over her ex, intending to get drunk and find a guy to help her forget, only to meet two boys who are dressed too similar for her to realize they aren't the same person.

alternatively: at the end of "black coffee or cream & sugar" heeseung and sunghoon go to the club with their friends, they both end up meeting a girl who they've deemed as "the love of their life" but heeseung & sunghoon don't realize the love of their lives is the same girl.

status: begins august 25th, 2025 taglist: open! please check your perms before requesting to be added minors, blank, and ageless blogs will be ignored schedule: new chapter every mon, wed, fri at 3pm pst!

characters ⭑.ᐟ

surprise!!! this smau takes place in the same universe as "black coffee or cream & sugar" after the events of the very last chapter of that series :3 you guys loved that smau so much and so did i and i thought what better way to keep up the vibes from that smau than to make a spinoff!!!

⋆˙⟡ — more under the cut !!!

chapters:

1. i miss her already 2. tf is an einstein??? 3. you air balled every shot 4. you don't even have a job 5. your mom 6. seek help 7. why is all of twitter in my ass rn 8. your mom went to my birthday party 9. they hiring anybody 10. chronic ass slappers more to come...

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@right-person-wrong-time @bbsantc @httpenhoon @ilovbeshotaro @clxssy1997 @shuichi-sama @hunnyuwu @insommni4 @starfallia @sunnysidesins @hyunjinslongasslegs @sweetiejaeyun @nujeskz @ikeuheartz @manuosorioh @wonuziex @lovenha7 @yena-enha @jaysguitarstring @seyoungiesleeps @letwiiparkjay @ikeulove @delirioastral @i-peachesandstrawberries @starniras @luvchaew @berryzoo @enhastolemyheart @vixialuvs @snowprincehoon @heejamas @ikeu05 @heeknow @beomgyus11 @doveblackboat @lavxndxrsworld @sash-b4 @honeyikeu

copyright 2025 - present © hoonieyun all rights reserved all writing here is fiction & not in any association with characters mentioned. if you enjoyed reading this please consider reblogging and following <3

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now what if a magic mysterious gas leak happened at your uni that gave you enough time to finish like a tattoo…kidding haha…hahah…hah..

LMFAOOOOO if my uni has a gas leak the first person i’m thinking of is u…. but since the first week is like syllabus week i’m not too TOO worried, i’m hoping to finish like a tattoo byyyy the second week of sept-ish? we’ll see tho🫩

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hiiiii when is part 33 of the “like a tattoo” coming out? :)))

HELLUURRRRR! i’d like to update ch. 33 today but i’m kinda preparing to go back to uni tomorrow so i’m not sure if that’ll actually happen😅 BUTTT, i’d like to say either LATERR tonight or tomorrow (but hopefully tonight.) hehe! 💋

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trick question, i say we let two trolleys on the track and run over all 6 !

LMFAOOOOOOO yk what i can stand by this!🚂

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yearning hee??????????? #exposedbyriki #dontcomeaftermeheeseung #ididntleakthis #rikiforcedmetosendthis

OMG HE IS SO EFFING CUTE IN THAT PHOTO I WANNA PINCH HIM🤏🤏 and yes… we ALL (yes ALL) love yearning heeseung.

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guys… WHAT THE HELL! 900 FOLLOWERS DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE OF A STROKE!🥲

no words, NO WORDS can explain how incredibly grateful i am EEEE! <3 this means so MUCH to me that 900 of you guys think i’m worthy enough to hit “follow” LMAO😭😭 thank you so so SO MUCH for even reading my works in the first place, ugh i’m getting teary-eyed writing this because… 900 followers is A LOT! WTF!

most of you probably followed me because of “like a tattoo” and as we all know… it unfortunately is coming to an end soon💔 BUT! do not fret, if you enjoyed like a tattoo, you’ll definitely enjoy my upcoming smau (ha ha shameless self promo!)

anyways, back to the main topic at hand! THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT, GENUINELY THIS MEANS THE WOOORRRLLLDDDD TO ME! I LOVE YOU GUYS!💗💝💓💟💞💘💖💕

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trolley dilemma pt2 except both tracks have chaewon

LMFAOOOOO😭😭 guys… if u had the option would u not do anything and let 5 chaewons get run over or pull the lever and only let 1 chaewon get run over lmk!

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nah bc wdym theyre graduating??? 🤨🤨🤨 i’m still in war (school) like unless they got bachelor’s sure i get it ig?? maybe i should’ve chilled at bachelor’s too… 🧍‍♀️ but my dad wouldn’t let me get away with it lwk

but like GRADUATING??? if only 😔😔 FREE ME

anyways luv u bae 💋❤️

-yeonjun/ni-ki/beomgyu’s lovechild

LMFAOOO yes they’re all getting their bachelor’s degree by the end of the smau (by all i mean y/n, giselle, beomgyu, yeonjun, and jay) the rest of the characters that go to nyu are younger canonically but they’ll be at the ceremony don’t fret!

but seriously… realness. #freeyou❤️

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What are the chances of me hooking up with like a tattoo Jake 😛😛 tell him I’m prettier than Sophie rain

ur chances r 100% never doubt urself twin💯💯

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no guys… if it weren’t for heejamas i actually would not have made this blog like NO JOKE. I MADE THIS BLOG BECAUSE OF HER SMAU NICEST GUY. PLEASE READ IT YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY. JAKEHOON FRENZY.

see you at the movies and like a tattoo are prob the best smaus out there, love how theyre polar opposites

bro they areeee btw do u know that @bambiens is my child. i birthed her

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bruh i’m about to start s(c)reaming real loud

HOONCEPS💪💪 this is just making me even more excited to start my sunghoon smau…

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i know this may sound dumb but is there a way to make smaus on laptop? 😭😭 i love your writing and smaus btw queen 😋

HAIIII OMG THANK U!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 also that’s not a dumb question dw!

tbh, i’ve never personally tried making a smau on my laptop (if u exclude me editing screenshots on canva) for the most part, i think it’s just easier to do the texting and tweeting portions on ur phone!

and i’ve mentioned this maybe a billion times but i use the apps memi message and twinote! hope this helpssss!😜

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LOLOLOL in an alternate reality, heeyn are well and happy and watching shark tale in a beat-down cinema in @heejamas see you at the movies smau🍿

im loving the well balance relationship i have between reading see you at the movies in which yn and heeseung are all rainbow happy sprinkles and shi and reading like a tattoo where yn and heeseung are currently........ not rainbow and shits

LMFAOOOOO YEAH TRUST ME I KNOW IVE BEEN EATING LIKE A TATTOO like CRAZYYY it gives me everything see you at the movies doesnt LMAO @bambiens see this is all your fault!!!!!