bamboo-is-a-lie
bamboo-is-a-lie
How dare you have a good idea in this household
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Watch me obsess over a single fandom for months
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 42 minutes ago
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they’re kind of the best
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 16 hours ago
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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 18 hours ago
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Fixed it.
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 18 hours ago
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postcards from my walk
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 19 hours ago
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the people wanted more youtube worldbuilding ^^
one | three
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 20 hours ago
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coming straight from YOUR house!
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 20 hours ago
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I know that HRT gives you secondary sex characteristics in one direction or another, but we HAVE to stop telling nonbinary people that they “can’t pick and choose.” Of course, you can’t tell your testosterone that you’d rather not grow chest hair, but there are things you can do!
You could go on T so your voice drops and start shaving so you don’t grow a beard. You could start HRT and then stop once you get the permanent changes you like. You can pursue sterilization instead of bottom surgery. You can get top surgery without being on T. You can go on E and work out a bunch to bulk out your muscles. You can pursue laser hair removal or electrolysis to remove unwanted hair, with or without HRT. You could even just start hormones to see if you like it and then stop if it isn’t to your taste.
Obviously, you can’t order secondary sex characteristics a la carte, but we have to stop being so awful to nonbinary people. We should discuss the options we have, not shut down the conversation with “that’s what you get.”
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 20 hours ago
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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -
A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 24 hours ago
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Jevil gets released for a day and flirts with Spamton while Tenna has a crash out
this is objectively the funniest and best answer i think
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 24 hours ago
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what's with you lately?
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 24 hours ago
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a real ___ fan never speaks ill of ___
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 24 hours ago
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Me when I’m next
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 2 days ago
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papa got out of their tour enclosure like they’re a cat in heat and now they might be pregnant. Terrible job everyone
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 2 days ago
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It Is Done
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 2 days ago
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English added by me :)
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 2 days ago
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heavy metal
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bamboo-is-a-lie · 2 days ago
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Um.
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