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failed love languages:

acts of service: i cleaned ur house :)

you threw out my prized possessions is what you did >:(

quality time: hey i'm here to hang out

you have failed to understand that i do not want you here

words of affirmation: damn you look hot

i hate when you reduce me to my appearance >:(

physical touch: want a hug?

HARD PASS

receiving gifts: i brought you a cute lil cat brooch

it's disgusting and i hate it :[

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i need to find a friend with a pet ferret (or multiple)

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leftists i am begging u pls unlearn the idea that ugly = bad, or worse, deserving of cruelty. u need at least this level of critical thinking skills & compassion to fight fascism

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of course the last woman in britain to be hanged killed her abuser. fuckass patriarchal country

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quadruple ghosted like i'm ebenezer scrooge

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u ever binge eat just to feel something?

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looking back on the message history of a guy who talks like he's a top hat wearing public schoolboy but who is also v nice with it to see why i've never messaged him back & finding his first message was 'do you also enjoy sex' like. ah. can't backtrack that buddy

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duvets want nothing more than to escape their covers and run free. they are malicious little escapologists and nothing can stop them

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not wildly thrilled that the first christmas gift i bought myself was a squatty potty, but it was necessary

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cannot believe okcupid has gotten rid of every good feature (the question ranking, explanations for questions) in favour of read markers for messages, a feature i despise and have never wanted. no wonder they got rid of the paywall for that shit and added it for anything actually useful.

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why is making friends so brutal I just wanna mean something to someone

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one thing i did not expect as an adult is that i would find the kids cringe, but 'what the skibidi' has done it. is this what adults felt about us & our stupid slang when we were teens?

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i wanna climb ross bryant like a tree 😭

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are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me

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love is real. it’ll never happen to me. whatever

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ffffff forgot i wasn't buying haagen-dazs bc they're owned by fucking nestle & nestle doing infuriating shit like selling things back & forth to its other 900 subsidiaries means you can't identify nestle products just by reading the back you gotta keep an entire list in your head

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