bandclass

[bandclass]

Band Director: *talking to guitarist* A solo is your chance to show how good you are at guitar! Make it as fun and complicated as you want!

Guitarist: Ok, I've been working on something cool!

Guitarist: *plays smoke on the water*

[bandclass]

Guys, I didn't practice, I forgot my instrument at school

-drummer (drumset only)

[bandclass]

*Background Info: So our band room is technically a separate building next to our school, so it's right next to the garbage, recycling, and yard waste, and our band room has lots of skylights and windows so we can basically see everything that's going on outside.*

Garbage Truck: *drives around school and stops right outside band room*

Bass: Hey [name of flautist] your ride is here.

Band director: OoOoOoOh sick burn.

Flute: Alright, my mom says we're carpooling.

Band director: OoOoOoOh sick comeback.

[bandclass]

Band Director: okay we're going to do a scale exercise, hold out the notes as long as you can, so breathe as much as you need-

Bass guitarist: *INHALES DEEPLY*

Band Director: *sigh*

[bandclass]

*rest intensifies*

[bandclass]

I can't even right now with this sheet music. You don't need to rub it in!

[bandclass]

I've never missed a note. Except for the notes I've missed. But those don't count.

-lead trumpet

[bandclass]

Things get hard and I don't wanna play it anymore.

-the low brass