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My feed is nothing but the Coldplay affair thing and I'm sick of it, but this... this I accept! 😂

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Pippin-centric doodles from Book 2 of Fellowship during my recent reread

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Frodo should've just swallowed that ugly ass ring. best case scenario his fucked up hobbit stomach acid ends up dissolving it, worst case scenario Sauron has to fist it out of his Bag End. a win-win.

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Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles

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nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

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the last thing you see before you die

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Happy you are in the house of Elrond and it is ten o’clock in the morning on October the 24th!!!!

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!

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A couple of Thorin drawings

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Thorin’s family tree portrait never fails to make me chuckle

there he is. that’s him.

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the way pippin was crying over gandalfs death as if gandalf didn’t tell him to go kill himself not even 20 minutes prior. this shit had me crying.

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second age middle-earth tumblr simulator

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i miss beleriand fr

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do you kids even know about the pools of ivrin

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#used to make fun of people who said they feel old #joke on me ig

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You go to Eregion to marvel at the fruits of elven-craft. I got to Eregion to FUCK DWARVES. We are not the same

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#nsft mention #thirsty posting

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portrait of elros half-elven got me yearning for the fate of man in the club tonight...

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do you know he has a twin brother

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girl i'm not gonna lie to you the salt and pepper is literally 80% of the appeal

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anyone who says morgoth was the epitome of evil has never met a seagull

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stop reblogging this i cannot afford to go even a little viral right now

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Soo....

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#i swear to god everyone cares more about who my dad is than my ability to do my goddamn job #shut up!! shut up!! #sooo close to just fucking with people about this

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i could get that old man sopping wet and pregnant

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✨this post is about lord celebrimbor of eregion ✨

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This is how you make something pretty, let me know if you have any questions

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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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also this whole time i thought that gollum escaped from the mirkwood because he got broken out of a prison cell, but it turns out the elves had been taking him on hot girl walks? that is on them