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i hope february is kind to you. i hope it's a balm to the horrors that was january. i hope it embraces you in a warmth that feels like a warm blanket on a cold dark day. i hope it brings you love and bliss.
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obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl
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bisexuality tutorial for beginners easy
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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off
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evil One Direction: bitch you fuck up my world like nobody else
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Went to see if limewire was still a thing and got shot 4 times with a gun
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sorry i wasnt listening but thats awesome unless it isnt of course
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