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good morning girls let's cut off this hydra's head
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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him
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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg
"chekhovs cat / schr枚dingers razor / occams gun"
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My two greatest fears are permanence and change
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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta
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i fucking love isolation!!! give it up for isolation!!!!!! [sound of a single person clapping reverberating off the walls]
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dude it鈥檚 not a boypussy it鈥檚 a Manhole comeunto the sewer i got the teenage mutant ninja turtles in there we need yourr helppp. Yeah, the fucking rat too
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whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend


this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
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anytime I'm worried about becoming a boring medium ugly man with testosterone I just think of all the boring medium ugly men my awesome beautiful online mutuals want to fuck and I feel better. and a little scared cause I know the other stuff they want to do to those guys
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