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the worst part about manipping gifs is having to do so much guess work on what pixels might be part of the eye and what pixels are the just outside of the eye. i hate that shit

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Officially taken the first step of an exciting project that I might or might not announce here soon. If you're a fan of the content I share here then you should be excited!

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happy pride to all my queer friends and non-friends alike!

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resistance is a universal language

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mort au dictateur

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my favourite thing about sports animes is the implications of japanese high school level sport games having people bending gravity and having fire and thunder auras coming from their shots as they casually score breaking the sound limit and shit. if that's the high school level sport in that universe then just what are actual professionals capable of? lebron james would be a weapon of mass destruction in kuroko no basket universe.

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the writer urge to raze the godawful stories i've written and published in this blog 5 years ago to the ground

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Love of the game, some might say.

"Send the sexiest shot to our Master alongside a text saying I need him to come and celebrate with me so bad. I'm sure he won't refuse, especially after spending so many nights convincing those pesky Academy juries on exactly why his mindless slut Mikey needed to win this trophy."

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"Send the sexiest shot to our Master alongside a text saying I need him to come and celebrate with me so bad. I'm sure he won't refuse, especially after spending so many nights convincing those pesky Academy juries on exactly why his mindless slut Mikey needed to win this trophy."

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“The way Master deals with women standing in his way is real simple and rarely ever changes: Subvert, break, convert and recruit. When it comes to men, however, he lets us get creative. Very creative.”

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this luka doncic trade would be the equivalent of us hypnofetishists trading franz mesmer to inflation fetishists for that blueberry kid in willy wonka

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better call saul being cool is not an unpopular opinion

Unpopular opinion but I thought the BCS was cool. I think more leagues should use computers to decide postseason matches. Like, sorry AFC South Champion, three wins in the AFC North just matters more

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Hypnovember Day 30: Showcase

Coloured Version:

Monochrome Version:

Which effect is your favourite? Do you prefer the coloured version or the monochrome version?

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Hypnovember Day 29: Service

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Hypnovember Day 28: Coup

"Wretched monsters dressed in human clothing, heed my words. You die as easy as any human, if your guards are an indicative of yours, so I suggest you to pay close attention to what I'm going to say.

You will release my hypnotic Mistress right now or I'll shoot every single one of you. I don't even know how you managed to kidnap her in the first place but your plot ends no-

Oh! Mistress! You are alive! I'm so happy!

Yes, of course I will look into your eyes, I always loved looking at your brilliant, mesmerizing ey-

Huh? The shine ... the way your eyes shine ... feels different .... so odd ....

... like usually .... they don't ... ugh ..... look like that .... how ...

.... ah ..... you obey .... you obey them? B-but they kidnapped y-

....yyyessss ... not my place ... to question. I am your slavegirl, I must obey you. And if that means that these men are my new Masters from now on ... then comply I shall ... and I will take the honor of serving my Masters alongside my Mistress..."