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the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good

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Also ☝️ it's interesting to me how despite fading more into obscurity the further we get from 1947, the ~ vibe ~ of the Old Hollywood Diva was such an iconic flavor of femininity that she still persists as sort of an echo in certain speech patterns and mannerisms, mainly found in gay people, miss piggy, and this horse

[ID: Rarity from my little pony: friendship is magic. /end ID]

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

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imagining a trans girl in a nightmare on elm street movie whose fear is getting detransitioned somehow and when freddy krueger goes into her dreams to kill her (as he is wont to do) he's chasing her around and she's scared and he's doing freddy shit to make her facial hair get un-lasered and grow back or whatever and it's super gnarly body horror and he says some shit like "come on... grow a pair! hahahaha!" and like freddy's not PERSONALLY transphobic at least not exceptionally so or anything it's just that it's his whole schtick to exploit whatever the victim's already afraid of but anyway then our girl has that classic elm street moment where she's like "no... no! This is MY dream! I'M in control!!!" and more or less does a magical girl transformation to undo the nightmare effects and she's like so angelic and gorgeous and then she hits him with the neopussy blast and freddy's like "AAAAAAUUURGH" and dissolves into light or whatever and then she flips her hair over her shoulder like "hmph 😌" but then JUMPSCARE freddy rises back up out of the ground and grabs her and then he says "well you know what they say... death before detransition!" before kruegering her with his claws straight-up and anyway i'm not sure if this would be offensive or go hard as fuck but probably both at the same time and anyway she would be my favorite character of all time in all of fiction

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove

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at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

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The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

legendaryjay_ on TikTok

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in third grade on the swing with my friend i announced “i figured it out” and my friend said “figured what out” and i said “the meaning of life!” and being third graders this was very exciting so she leaned in and i whispered in her ear “it’s to have fun” and i don’t remember her reaction but i remember how i felt and how i knew so clearly that was the answer. how my small mind was beaming and shimmering with this answer that makes me scoff today but i know that they were right. i was right

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.