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do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely

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imho = in my hoe opinion

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I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

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if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

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when he remembers the small unimportant details about you

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The Shadow Thief, they called her. They’d drawn her even taller and thinner than she actually was, stretched her into a wraith, black-clad and fearsome. The stuff of fairy tales. And legends.

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‘Cause it’s never just a dream, is it? And a face full of glass hurts like hell.     When you’re in it, it feels real.

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*opens fanfic*

fanfic: i

*closes fanfic*

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#sometimes i’m kronk #sometimes i’m yzma

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He’s such a Dad TM “Plenty of wolves want to eat at The Jade Wolf”

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do you think it goes through prince harry’s mind every single night that if he killed 4 people he could be king