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why is christianity seen as so normal but any other belief is labelled delusional😭like ok you believe in an omnipotent all-seeing god but when i say im a cheetah im delusional and i need help

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PSA to all alterhumans, apparently The Golden Rule does not apply to us and your very human friends will not appreciate being told to “go fetch”

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hello nature. I'm ready to become a wolf now I promise I've learned so many things about being a human. I'm so smart and compassionate now please can I have some fur as a treat. If I volunteer more can I have my tail back. I compliment someone every day and not out of a sense of obligation but I would really like some paws. Please I promise I will donate everything for my skull to be shaped the right way

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How life lowkey be

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im backkkk!!!! the camp was kinda lame i had to interact with humans to have fun. and i barely went into the lake. my animal types were NOT happy but clyde donovan(me) was!!!!!

im going to a overnight camp for a whole week without any devices. the best part about it….. we go to a spring almost every single day. THIS MOSASAUR IS COMING BACK TO THE WATER!!! YEAHHHHAHAHAH!!!!

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shoutout to fictionfolk who feel like you have to avoid your source's fandom. Maybe you don't like seeing certain ships, or certain interpretations of your source make you very uncomfortable. Maybe you get vilified, or infantilized, or sexualized too much. Maybe everyone treats you like a joke. Maybe multiple of those, or maybe you have another reason altogether.

Either way, your feelings are completely valid. I see you and I love you.

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I made a poster for The Return of Covid because I'm absolutely insane about this movie and I just want to make more and more and more. I had a lot of fun making this and working with the colors/vibes of each character and make it look really intense.

I also made a horizontal wallpaper version because I initially hesitated with the format. I ended up making the vertical one first because I'm really into movie posters lately, but it was still worth trying it out.

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The fine line between "please acknowledge and accept me being a fictional character" and "please do not infantilise me or reduce me to nothing but my source".

- Art

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Shoutout to everyone whose canon is a crossover!!

Shoutout to everyone whose canon is a fanfic!!

Shoutout to everyone whose canon is their selfship lore!!

Shoutout to everyone whose canon is their daydreams!!

Canon divergent fictionfolk I love you forever!!!!!

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im going to a overnight camp for a whole week without any devices. the best part about it….. we go to a spring almost every single day. THIS MOSASAUR IS COMING BACK TO THE WATER!!! YEAHHHHAHAHAH!!!!

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fictionfolk culture is seeing inappropriate fanart of you and feeling deeply uncomfortable

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tweek and craig URGAGHA i miss u guys so much im sorry i was kind of an asshole lmaoaoaoa

fictionkin culture is missing all the dumbassery i used to do with my gang and wishing we could hang out together again T^T

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I was able to get a photo of a lighting strike over the ocean! There’s something about thunder that brings my alterhumanity together. To the thriving oceans of the Cretaceous and all the way to the hick ass town of Colorado. I wish one day I could relive those moments. I see myself in every strike. I see myself in every situation I was in when it thundered. Hunting a plesiosaur, realizing lightning hit my poor friend kennys house, and trying to feed my horrified owlets. Goddamnit alterhumanity is so strange why am I like this 😭

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yooo fellow paleotherian !! hi new moot you’re super cool

hai hai thank uuuuu!!!!!!! i saw your intro and i think you’re cool too! us paleotherians gotta stick together (or else we’ll fossilize or something teehee)

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fictionfolk culture is being brutally honest when saying "trust, I was there" (or any variations) about source

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i just recently awakened as a mosasaur cladotherian! i went to the beach yesterday and springs today, it was so beautiful. i taught myself how to propel myself with my legs, like how mosasaurs swam with their tails and i almost ambushed (caught) a fish, but ran out of air. this was so euphoric it felt like i still had my tail!

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"lol I act so much like ___ I guess I kin them" "I love ___ so much I guess I kin ___"

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEAANSS