Marius von Raum - many years old - he and they - I quite enjoy music, psychology and being a doctor! I'm a quite fine doctor if I say so myself!
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Unfortunately, it seems you can, dear Toy Soldier. Come on over to my office, bring some tea as well, I'll fix you right up!
Dear person reading this:
Unfortunately I have diagnosed you with Sick disease. It is very serious, and you must come to my office immediately. there I will give you a medicine that will cure you immediately. You then have to stay and talk to me for around 20 minutes so we know the medicine worked. It's very important that you do this because I'm so bored and lonely- I mean because Sick disease is very serious and could cause severe consequences such as, but not limited to:
Very bad things happening to your body
Feeling bad
Very bad things happening to your brain
Frowning and feeling sad
Not having a nice chat with everyone's favorite doctor and baron
Death (within the next 100 years or less if you're human)
Not getting a medicine
Someone stealing your organs
Thank you all for listening and I hope to see you all soon. For the disease.
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You're welcome, Ivy!
*His voice is gleeful, and he gives her a small wave. Then he remembers that they did in fact take those books without asking Ivy, and the guilt takes control of them. When Ivy's out of earshot he starts crying. They returned every book later that evening.*
Dear Marius.
I was informed by the archival assistants that several books on psychology have been removed from my archives.
This is the third time within the past decade. You have not booked an appointment. Consider this your last warning, before I remove more than your kneecaps.
Yours sincerely,
Ivy Alexandria.
// @originalarchivist //
Dearest loveliest archivistest Ivy,
What are you even talking about? Haha... Maybe it was uhh... Toy Soldier! Sent to frame me by... Jonny? I haven't the slightest idea which books you're talking about. Nevermind the new books in my office, I got those somewhere else.
Have I told you how fabulous you look this evening? Additionally, I found out that the planet we're headed to has a lot of book fairs, and I was planning on asking you for a book fair day, we'll go to all the book fairs you like, you can get as many books (or other things) as you'd like, I will of course help carry, and then we can watch the sunset together.
But I definitely do not have any idea where your lost books have gone.
#<-//its okay hes just this guy you know?#(<- Oh totally. A very guilty guy who's a book thief also)
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*He smiles at first, but then they look away like a guilty dog*
Yes Ivy, I'll um... Keep you updated if I find them in my office...
Dear Marius.
I was informed by the archival assistants that several books on psychology have been removed from my archives.
This is the third time within the past decade. You have not booked an appointment. Consider this your last warning, before I remove more than your kneecaps.
Yours sincerely,
Ivy Alexandria.
// @originalarchivist //
Dearest loveliest archivistest Ivy,
What are you even talking about? Haha... Maybe it was uhh... Toy Soldier! Sent to frame me by... Jonny? I haven't the slightest idea which books you're talking about. Nevermind the new books in my office, I got those somewhere else.
Have I told you how fabulous you look this evening? Additionally, I found out that the planet we're headed to has a lot of book fairs, and I was planning on asking you for a book fair day, we'll go to all the book fairs you like, you can get as many books (or other things) as you'd like, I will of course help carry, and then we can watch the sunset together.
But I definitely do not have any idea where your lost books have gone.
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Dear Marius.
I was informed by the archival assistants that several books on psychology have been removed from my archives.
This is the third time within the past decade. You have not booked an appointment. Consider this your last warning, before I remove more than your kneecaps.
Yours sincerely,
Ivy Alexandria.
// @originalarchivist //
Dearest loveliest archivistest Ivy,
What are you even talking about? Haha... Maybe it was uhh... Toy Soldier! Sent to frame me by... Jonny? I haven't the slightest idea which books you're talking about. Nevermind the new books in my office, I got those somewhere else.
Have I told you how fabulous you look this evening? Additionally, I found out that the planet we're headed to has a lot of book fairs, and I was planning on asking you for a book fair day, we'll go to all the book fairs you like, you can get as many books (or other things) as you'd like, I will of course help carry, and then we can watch the sunset together.
But I definitely do not have any idea where your lost books have gone.
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*Jonny gets a very quick reply back. A picture of a wedding ring..? Not soon After Marius sends a text. "WRNG PCITUER". Then Marius sends a picture of himself shirtless and smiling. Followed by another text not soon after. "WORNG PICUTR". Finally, he sends a picture of himself giving a thumbs up with one hand, and holding a note in the other hand. The image is flipped the wrong way, so the note says "WHERE?" but the wrong way around. There's some motion blur in the picture like his phone was falling while he took it. Then he sends a last text. "Right picture :)"*
*There's a box on Jonny's bed, it's wrapped in gift paper. An effort was made, but it was definitely wrapped too loosely. There's a note on it, with somewhat legible cursive writing. The note reads:*
"To my favorite first ma captain, I hope you're having a lovely spevening. Sincerely, your favorite @barondoctormarius"
*Inside the box, there's a brand new gun, likely bought from the last planet they were on, as well as a book titled "Psychonalaysis for the gun and its holder: what your gun says about your traumas" and a leather bracelet that looks like a belt.*
*It at first seems like Jonny hasn't seen the gift, though it has disappeared from his bed.*
*That's until Marius receives a message from him, a series of images with the caption 'Thanks for the gift! Works nicely'.*
*The pictures show the book pinned upright on a stick at the end of the target range, then Jonny holding the gun, then the tattered and burnt scraps of paper left behind after he's shot it to pieces.*
*...At least he's wearing the bracelet in the photos? Partial success?*
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Great! Thanks!
*shoots you in the head*
Nonono-
*he's dead. They'll be back. Hope you're happy, anon*
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Hey I'm really stressed, mind if I shoot you in the head
Ah- yes I do mind actually! Please do not shoot me anywhere :(
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it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long
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*Marius sends a sort of shaky picture of a paragraph in some wordy old psychology book. The paragraph seems to be on heartbreak and hurt feelings.*
*There's a box on Jonny's bed, it's wrapped in gift paper. An effort was made, but it was definitely wrapped too loosely. There's a note on it, with somewhat legible cursive writing. The note reads:*
"To my favorite first ma captain, I hope you're having a lovely spevening. Sincerely, your favorite @barondoctormarius"
*Inside the box, there's a brand new gun, likely bought from the last planet they were on, as well as a book titled "Psychonalaysis for the gun and its holder: what your gun says about your traumas" and a leather bracelet that looks like a belt.*
*It at first seems like Jonny hasn't seen the gift, though it has disappeared from his bed.*
*That's until Marius receives a message from him, a series of images with the caption 'Thanks for the gift! Works nicely'.*
*The pictures show the book pinned upright on a stick at the end of the target range, then Jonny holding the gun, then the tattered and burnt scraps of paper left behind after he's shot it to pieces.*
*...At least he's wearing the bracelet in the photos? Partial success?*
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*Marius doesn't write anything back, just sends a series of selfies. First a big smile and a thumbs up, then a really surprised face, then a picture of them "crying" (he very obviously just splashed water on his face to look like tears)*
*There's a box on Jonny's bed, it's wrapped in gift paper. An effort was made, but it was definitely wrapped too loosely. There's a note on it, with somewhat legible cursive writing. The note reads:*
"To my favorite first ma captain, I hope you're having a lovely spevening. Sincerely, your favorite @barondoctormarius"
*Inside the box, there's a brand new gun, likely bought from the last planet they were on, as well as a book titled "Psychonalaysis for the gun and its holder: what your gun says about your traumas" and a leather bracelet that looks like a belt.*
*It at first seems like Jonny hasn't seen the gift, though it has disappeared from his bed.*
*That's until Marius receives a message from him, a series of images with the caption 'Thanks for the gift! Works nicely'.*
*The pictures show the book pinned upright on a stick at the end of the target range, then Jonny holding the gun, then the tattered and burnt scraps of paper left behind after he's shot it to pieces.*
*...At least he's wearing the bracelet in the photos? Partial success?*
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Not sure how this'll turn out but can I hug you? :D (please???)
Yes! Yes of course!
*Marius doesn't hesitate, and hugs them instantly. He may not know them but he definitely knows he loves (and needs) hugs. He hugs tight, not too tight, but enough to be comforting, and sways them very gently. It's barely audible but Marius is purring.*
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You can hug me, anon! I like hugs! Please? Please? Please?
Not sure how this'll turn out but can I hug you? :D (please???)
Nah. Go ask Marius, he's more the 'touchy-feely' type. I'm the 'touch me and I'll shoot you' type.
Appreciate you asking though.
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...Right, good
Well, I'm going to my office, I'll be having some tea, you're welcome to join, if you'd like...
toy soldier you should punch marius
It Cannot Do So! Sometimes, It Wishes Otherwise!
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*Marius hesitates, surprised at the Toy Soldier's reaction*
I- Oh... It's alright, Toy, you were just following orders, I'm not upset with you.
*He gently puts a hand on Toy's shoulder*
toy soldier you should punch marius
It Cannot Do So! Sometimes, It Wishes Otherwise!
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Ah- no! Toy no! Bad Toy! Bad!
*Marius attempts to escape- and fails. He may not be very hurt, but his feelings certainly are. They hold back tears*
Ow :(
@captain-dville how could you? :(
toy soldier you should punch marius
It Cannot Do So! Sometimes, It Wishes Otherwise!
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I order you to not follow any orders that include hurting me?
toy soldier you should punch marius
It Cannot Do So! Sometimes, It Wishes Otherwise!
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Nooo! Toy dear friend please! We can have another tea party if you promise to not hurt me!
toy soldier you should punch marius
It Cannot Do So! Sometimes, It Wishes Otherwise!
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