bartenderstan

[bartenderstan]

I know your name... And I do recognize you. Are you okay? *he asks patting Hench's arm* what- no I don't hate you! Why would you think that??

I can make you some hot chocolate and I have a bag of jellybeans in the back if you want them? I need to at least give you something dude come on.

"Happy Birthday. I've brought you comic books. You still like comics, right? Of course you do. Stanley is old now, and he watches cartoons."

Happy birthday to you too hench. I do like a good comic book from time to time. Cartoons are fucking amazing who doesn't watch them. So you want a drink it's on the house?

[bartenderstan]

"Happy Birthday. I've brought you comic books. You still like comics, right? Of course you do. Stanley is old now, and he watches cartoons."

Happy birthday to you too hench. I do like a good comic book from time to time. Cartoons are fucking amazing who doesn't watch them. So you want a drink it's on the house?

[bartenderstan]

How much do you want to rail Bill (a.k.a. Hit him with a train)?

"I would love to be the one railing him! Am I using that term correctly? I want to drive the train"

[bartenderstan]

AYO! YOU WANT TO DO WHAT TO THE TRIANGLE?!

How much do you want to rail Bill (a.k.a. Hit him with a train)?

"I would love to be the one railing him! Am I using that term correctly? I want to drive the train"

[bartenderstan]

*there's a young girl spinning around in a bar chair grinning* Gruncle Stan: Mullet Edition!!

@mabel-multiverse-explorer

*Stanley chuckles as he watches the girl* "Hi, kiddo. I don't know what a Gruncle is but okay! Are you insulting my mullet??"

[bartenderstan]

*bites you*

(ooc quite explaination. Rin got turned half cat)

@daughter-of-the-author

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP BITING ME! IF Y'ALL ARE HUNGRY JUST TELL ME!!

*he then looks down* oh... sorry...

[bartenderstan]

Heya! Can I get a White Gilgamesh please? /ref

That is coming right up! Would you like anything else? *He pours you a cup of Gilgamesh, it's a dark pink color that has a very runny texture but it teases exactly like a Gilgamesh*

[bartenderstan]

Oh damn I GYATT something in my eye ;)

Are you free after your shift? ;)

What does that even mean?? What the fuck is a gyat?!

I can be if ya got enough money~ *he says leaning over the bar counter*

[bartenderstan]

one Sixer pls, again.

You're not from this dimension, are you? Got any plans to go back? Seems like this bar is pretty stable though, I would understand if you don't plan on going back if you are. -✍️

Oh good to see ya again! I will get you that right away! *he turns around as he starts making your chicken wings that were neon blue* well, aren't you nosey? Yeah, I'm not from this dimension. How did ya know?? I have lots of plans to go back home. Thanks, I built it by myself. *he says with a cheeky smile*

[bartenderstan]

Ah, that makes sense. If ya bored, I could give you, like...a coloring book? Kiddo, you can slow down, nobody is going to take that from ya! It's all yours!!*he chuckles, taking the cup and refilling it* Oh my god!! Kid your hair is on fire!? How the fuck did that happen?!!

Kit passed a note over to Stan, it said:

'Can I please have some soda?'

- @milokitpines

Mod: Kit is Bill reincarnated as Mabel and Dippers triplet-

*he picks up the note, reading it over before sliding it back to Kit* "Of course ya can, kiddo! What kind would you like? *he says with a friendly smile*

[bartenderstan]

*he helps Ford sit down* Yeah probably should have known... But yeah, it's not really your fault, I'm a con man after all. Plus you are kinda old... *he whisper says looking away*

*he pats Ford's back* woah, I just thought you didn't want it since you looked so disappointed!

Hosting an auction because APPARENTLY so many people wanna buy me! Take that dad!

@theburningeyeofdawn and @henchmaniac-ford you two started this! The starting bid is a 100!

The current highest bid is Now 200,000 and a dog??! Anyone want to go higher?!

The bid is about to close but in your very last bids and you will get the prize!

THE BIT HAS ENDED!! IT'S OVER!!

[bartenderstan]

Mhm a soda with a lot of caffeine... *he turns around pouring you a cup of Mountain Dew with a straw in it and puts it in front of you* here you are! Soooo why you here kiddo?

Kit passed a note over to Stan, it said:

'Can I please have some soda?'

- @milokitpines

Mod: Kit is Bill reincarnated as Mabel and Dippers triplet-

*he picks up the note, reading it over before sliding it back to Kit* "Of course ya can, kiddo! What kind would you like? *he says with a friendly smile*

[bartenderstan]

"Do you not like it? Here take a seat" *he moves him over to a tree stump*

Hosting an auction because APPARENTLY so many people wanna buy me! Take that dad!

@theburningeyeofdawn and @henchmaniac-ford you two started this! The starting bid is a 100!

The current highest bid is Now 200,000 and a dog??! Anyone want to go higher?!

The bid is about to close but in your very last bids and you will get the prize!

THE BIT HAS ENDED!! IT'S OVER!!

[bartenderstan]

Sooo guys! Umm, the bit is over!

*he pauses for a second or two* ...There are going to be 3 wins! Cuz of *couch* money *couch* I think all of y'all tried so hard! And cuz y'all gave me the most money... Anyway! Without further ado! The wins are!

The first place goes to @rock-a-bye-billy!

Second place is @ask-crow-aus!

And three places goes to @henchmaniac-ford and the other guy (@ebgnfpj)!!

And of course the... prize!!

ME!!

(The baby gets one bigger than him! :)

Well that is all folks!! Goodbye!! *he said throwing a smoke bomb and "disappearing"*

Hosting an auction because APPARENTLY so many people wanna buy me! Take that dad!

@theburningeyeofdawn and @henchmaniac-ford you two started this! The starting bid is a 100!

The current highest bid is Now 200,000 and a dog??! Anyone want to go higher?!

The bid is about to close but in your very last bids and you will get the prize!

THE BIT HAS ENDED!! IT'S OVER!!

[bartenderstan]

why do u have a bodyguard? r u too weak to fend for urself ;-)

Nah I'm hell strong! It's just easier when you can get someone else to do it for ya! Plus what else am I supposed to make that whiny bitch do?

[bartenderstan]

Kid... I'm not taking that... It sounds like you need that...

Hosting an auction because APPARENTLY so many people wanna buy me! Take that dad!

@theburningeyeofdawn and @henchmaniac-ford you two started this! The starting bid is a 100!

The current highest bid is Now 200,000 and a dog??! Anyone want to go higher?!

[bartenderstan]

BILL! NO DRINKS TONIGHT IF YOU DON'T!

Hosting an auction because APPARENTLY so many people wanna buy me! Take that dad!

@theburningeyeofdawn and @henchmaniac-ford you two started this! The starting bid is a 100!

The current highest bid is Now 200,000 and a dog??! Anyone want to go higher?!