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Two stunning winners ✨️

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Teen Remus: what's an orgasm?

Teen James: It’s where you fold the little papers into birds and shit.

Teen Sirius: That’s oregano, bitch

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The hottest thing a man can do is be Remus Lupin.

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i’m bored

jobs i think the marauders/skittles would have:

sirius: unemployed 💔

remus: gay 🏳️‍🌈

james: top

regulus: bottom (derogatory)

barty: serial killer 🔪❤️

evan: getaway driver 🚙❤️

peter: narc

lily: lesbian librarian 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈📚

pandora: fortune teller who gives overly specific predictions

marlene: rhymes with byke

dorcas: “cyclist”

mary: idk i forget

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*rosekiller flirting* Blood would bring out the color of your eyes.

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Going back to old writing is either just like:

1. “Who wrote this masterpiece?! It was ME?!”

2. “Who wrote this absolute shit? Oh fuck my life, that was me, wasn’t it?”

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"Gender is whats in your pants"

Sirius: *pulls out a queen record*

Regulus: *pulls out a dagger*

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Remus: *Sees Sirius wearing fancy clothes*

Remus, sad but trying to mask it: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?

Sirius:

Sirius: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?

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Legit this is all I've thought about for days so enjoy a low quality edit.

All art is from Evix on Pinterest!

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There are two kinds of attractive people: those who write fanfiction and those who read it.

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gang idk how many "me and who"s i got left in me

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I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

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barty who has kissed all his friends just because he likes to kiss and show love that way and no one has a problem with it. pandora? lovely. regulus? punched him in the face after. dorcas? she's a lesbian so they have kissed just to kiss. but evan has a problem because he's the only one barty hasn't kissed and he doesn't get why. like. does barty not see him as a friend too? what is going on there?? so eventually they get into an argument and barty ends it up with "I don't want our first kiss to be casual" and well, they end up kissing, and it is not casual, because it could've never been casual between them.

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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

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Chapter one of my Barty x Lily fic is here. She’s a little short but I wanted to just establish the premise so I can dig into the meat and potatoes of it all in the next chapter! 

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Finally sitting down and writing my own marauders fic, looking for a beta or two on a Barty/Lily piece that I've literally just started. Absolutely willing to do a beta trade or write someone custom smut (within reason). Literally just DM me because istg I hate posting unbetaed but I'm really hyped for this project.

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Working on my third Crimson Rivers read through right now just to feel something

The something is pain

I hurt so bad