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companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

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honestly it is sort of charming to me that the ATLA fandom has been hung up on the same imaginary teenage love triangle for fifteen years...personally I feel like it is NOT my business if Katara and Aang want to get married too young and have like a million children. godspeed to them, or whatever. but Sokka and Suki should definitely absorb Zuko into whatever they've got going on, mostly because I think it would be hysterical for two non-benders who can pass for straight if they do not open their mouths to have a regular third who is the hereditary monarch of the fire magicians. can you imagine. there's just a king in your house sometimes, rummaging half-naked through your fridge for snacks and complaining about how people keep trying to have him assassinated, and you can't tell anyone about it. hilarious dynamic.

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which could mean nothing [id in alt]

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See me reblogging something I reblogged two days ago because my memory is shit, no you didn’t

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

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if xue yang and wei wuxian hooked up they would invent unsafe bdsm practices you’d never even dream of

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"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me

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When the guy designed to make you a moron takes over your facility

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i would kill to own one of those bootleg ussr vinyl printed on x-rays

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Kanako Ohno

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the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me