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carnival reminded me of that one breakcore song

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going forward i will only consume problematic media

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God I love fanfic authors

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I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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i’m printing this out and i’m putting it on the mirror so i can confront myself with it

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refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

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Stole these from r/Deltarune

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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the horrors persist but my friends write beautiful fanfic

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Polyamory life hack

Hook up with your friend. Because she bottoms, she will not have eaten breakfast. She will be quite hungry afterward. To thank you for the good dick, she will take you to Korean Barbecue.

Take your girlfriend on a hike. It will be hot and you will get tired. You will both want protein and cold drinks. Your girlfriend will take you to Korean Barbecue.

Confess to your boyfriend that you ate spicy pork without him. He loves spicy pork. In order to get it, he will take you to Korean Barbecue.

With this simple technique, you can get Korean Barbecue three times!