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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

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Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

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Sliding down from the top of the pile of assorted skeletal pieces was the rare but infamous closeted gay. It hisses at you and scurries away to find a new place to make its nest.

Writing Prompt #1043

“Wait, not that closet!” They cried, but it was too late.

Skulls tumbled down to my feet, some animal, and some human.

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I accidentally had my notes out during a quiz and neither me nor my teacher NOTEiced.

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I accidentally had my notes out during a quiz and neither me nor my teacher NOTEiced.

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This confirms that birds are just drones used by the government to spy on us

this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read

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I want to know the amount of people that look at this and think, that's such a good idea I'm gonna go make some toast

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Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship

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I just looked at the number 250 and thought, 'that's just 25 ten times'

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What if prince charming was blind or had really bad eye sight? Or what if he was the prince from rapunzel who had his eyes gouged out by roses, but instead of going to get rapunzel he just went home, and eventually ends up with Cinderella?

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

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This is like that painting of that guy naruto running in the desert

Impressionism has been resurrected, cowards

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hey this is the FUNNIEST tag on my vampire art that i have EVER fucking had

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you wear an ancestor's face. you look like a woman you'll never meet. in that mirror, there's thousands of you. and in the bath, when you look down, she looks back, shaking and deforming in the ripples as she lies beneath the surface.

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Alright guys, I've got the cats I just need a castle and several million dollars

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Damn, this candy really knows how to live up to its name. Dum dums indeed.

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PEAS 🦆 part 3