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its 2056. you wake up and your clothes jack you off. you go to take a shower (jacks you off) and insert a nutrition tablet in your mouth. it tastes like every dorito flavor at once. you go to your desk, it jacks you off. you lend your brain to main computation core of the Hegemony of Man, while it jacks you off. After 4 hours real time (it feels like you were being jacked off for a year) you go and plug in some entertainment. your brain is hooked up to the computer core, and it jacks you off. you get a notification in your field of vision. its a comm from your best friend, letting you know they are being jacked off. you hit like. its time for exercise, so walk towards the longevity pod where it exercise your body and jacks you off. your heart is full.

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When you are tasked with delivering the emperors amulet to his last remaining heir so that he may defeat the terror of oblivion and save the world from eternal darkness but you are so so so so so so soooo so so scared

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jasmine from angel

sorry i was rotting right in front of you decomposing and getting picked apart by ants do you still think i have he/they swag

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I’ve joked about wonky perspective before but this honestly makes me a little sea sick if I look at it too hard

Cyclops #4 (2001)

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a little compilation

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your moma so museum she is of modern art

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It’s flat fuck Friday (girl edition)

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i have news for you @spaceaudio

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goodnight boobs goodnight breasts goodnight tits goodnight chests

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This is a real Big Nate comic

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^_^ im such a normal girl