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learning how to drive in america is like a fucking saw trap.

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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I fucking hate it here

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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I never talk about character relationships because I never headcanon anything whatsoever, however I do definitely headcanon a gay tenna who's absolutely oblivious to queen's advances for the sole reason that that's the funniest possible outcome I think

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we live in a very silly world

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on

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well i guess that's fine

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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Me, a known internet freak, getting this push notification right as o take my first sip of coffee for the morning, still deeply discombobulated: 😳

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SHIIIDDDDD!!! ( . ) ( . )

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SHIIIDDDDD!!! ( . ) ( . )

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why do boobs have to be covered what secrets do they hold

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author: her power is that her nipples shoot boiling milk so she has to be topless always

fans: she isn’t sexualized, the author had to draw her like that because its her power. its out of his control.

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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies