'For who could hate or bear a grudge against a lucious pieces of fudge?' *Indie RP account for Augustus Gloop from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory * *Based heavily on Burton Film but with elements of Book and Musical sprinkled in for your enjoyment*
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Send "Booze" for my muse to approach yours while drunk
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new year's / new year's eve starters
"New Year’s is always the year’s biggest letdown."
"So, what are your resolutions?"
"I swear, if I have to hear ‘Auld Lang Syne’ one more time…"
"Hey, sorry, it took me forever to find a place where my cell could get a signal… happy new year’s from [location]."
"What have you accomplished this year?"
"This year sucked. Good riddance."
"Let’s hope this year goes better than the last one…"
"There’s a party at [name]’s house. You coming?"
"We’re headed to Times Square to watch the ball drop. You can tag along if you want."
"Hey, last year of [politician your character doesn’t like]!"
"Just think of all the video games and movies that are being released this year…"
"No champagne for me. Designated driver."
"Giving up chocolate for new year’s? I give it a week."
"We’ve had a big year."
"I plan to hit five parties before midnight."
"3… 2… 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
"Want a party hat?"
"Champagne?"
"Three biggest moments from this year?"
"It’s nearly midnight… have you seen my date?"
"Ah, yes, it’s almost midnight, which no one is going to kiss me at."
"This time last year, I was living in a motel. This is definitely an improvement."
"I’ve heard ‘Auld Lang Syne’ six times tonight and it’s only 11:30."
"And to think, this time last year I was dating you."
"I need someone to kiss at midnight. You up to it?"
"I need your help. I want to kiss [name] at midnight, and I need you to help me make it happen."
"It’s New Year’s. Aren’t we supposed to be making out?"
"Oh, God, my ex is here. Pass the champagne."
"Look, I know you’d rather be in bed, but could you at least pretend to be excited?"
"A toast to my amazing friends, and to the new year!"
"I should’ve been in bed two hours ago."
"Are you sure [name] is up to stay awake until midnight? I mean, s/he’s only [age]…"
"Psst. Hey. Hey, wake up. It’s midnight. Make your resolutions."
"I swear, if next New Year’s, we’re in the same place we are now, shoot me. Just do it. I’m serious. Just shoot me."
"I remember when I’d get so excited for New Year’s…"
"Y’know, New Year’s sort of loses its punch when you stay up until 2 AM every night anyway…"
"I like to think we grew up this year."
"No firecrackers this year. The neighbors complained."
"I’m tipsy, covered in streamers, surrounded by hung over people, I have Auld Lang Syne stuck in my head, and I don’t know where my cell phone is. It is New Year’s."
"You know, under the circumstances, I think this isn’t such a bad impromptu New Year’s party."
"I can’t believe you gave our son/daughter champagne!"
"Come on, it’s New Year’s Eve, you can’t spend the whole party hiding in the bathroom!"
"How much longer?"
"Any good New Year’s specials on?"
"I’ve had a glass of champagne, I made my resolution, I watched the clock strike midnight. I’m going to bed."
"You’re crazy. That place is always a zoo on New Year’s."
"Just pick an outfit so we can go. I mean, it’s just a New Year’s party, it’s not a black-tie event."
"We should probably get back to the party."
"What are you doing out here on the roof? The party’s inside."
"Snow on New Year’s! Wish it had bothered to show up for Christmas…"
"Where’s [name]? S/he’s my ride."
"I rented a limo. We are arriving to that party in style."
"To 2015. May it not totally fuck us in the ass."
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knowfreedom:
when your muses have friends
when your muses have friends that have funny/cute/adorable/normal moments with them
when your muses have friends that protect them/defend them/save them/hug them/pick them up when they’re down
when your MUSES HAVE FRIENDS THAT ARGUE WITH THEM OVER IMPORTANT THINGS AND CHALLENGE THEIR DECISIONS AND PUSH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND NEW SITUATIONS
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Triple Dark Chocolate Berry Seduction
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"Oh, my family owns a butcher shop in Germany, so I am just studying management," Augustus said. "I've been working in the store since before I can really remember, so I know a lot of the practical things - the sorting and the butchering, so this is just more of the financial handling of a business so that when the time comes, my father and mother can retire. But I have always wanted to study culinary, to take an apprenticeship at a restaurant in a big city. Maybe have a place of my own?" He shook his head and sighed. "But of course my family would never approve of that. We have had the business for generations and I would be the only Gloop son not to take over the business for his father."
Actually . . . he had never even spoken about an apprenticeship at a restaurant with his parents. His future had been set since his birth, to grow up and become a butcher. And when he had a son of his own? He would become a butcher as well. It had gone on for five generations now. Who was he to break the line.
"Ah, well, it does not matter. I am sure you are enjoying your studies. What year are you again?"

Augustus smiled. “She is very lovely.” He pulled out his own phone - no new text messages - and goes to the Camera Roll. He hadn’t really taken many photos of Miranda -, but he saved one of his favorites to his phone. One that she sent in an email to him just prior to him leaving for New York. One of her with a friend as Serendipity 3, drinking a frozen hot chocolate that looked heavenly with a mountain of whipped cream on top and sprinkled with cinnamon. Can’t wait to have one of these with you soon! she had written in the message.
He smiled briefly again at the photo and handed Charlie his phone. “She is not really my girlfriend, but we dated in the past.”
He didn’t know if he and Miranda would ever get back together - he’d eventually have to pack up and go home to Germany at the end of the term - but it was February and close to Valentine’s Day and this place is somewhat on the romantic side with the dark atmosphere and candles everywhere.
Still. She hasn’t responded to his text.
He decided to change the subject.
"How is culinary school going for you?"
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Bad Day rp Starters
"Why the long face?"
"You seem bummed. Wanna go do something fun?"
"You alright?"
"Don't lie to me. What's wrong?"
"If you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to."
"I'm not making you uncomfortable, am I?"
"You've been awfully quiet today."
"You know, you're not really acting like yourself."
"There has to be something I can do to turn that frown upside down."
"Want to talk about it?"
"It'll be okay. Everyone has bad days."
"Oh, come on! I can't leave you all alone over here, mopey and unhappy."
"Let's see a smile!"
"You're so much prettier when you smile."
"You know, if you want to just relax and take the day off, I don't think anyone would blame you."
"I know you've been feeling a little down, so I brought your favorite snack and a movie!"
"We could just cuddle or something, if you think that would make you feel better."
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Hi mr Augustus. Do you know who i am? *smiling*
Oh, guten Tag! You are Charlie's daughter, if I am right?
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Do me a favor? Reblog this if you're a musical theatre rp blog or are willing to interact with musical theatre rp blogs!
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"Chocolate bars with bacon bits? That sounds delicious! Maybe it could be your newest flavor, Mr. Wonka!"
"Mr. Wonka, have you ever tried chocolate-covered bacon?"
"I’ve had chocolate bars with bacon bits, but never an entire strip of bacon…"
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Augustus smiled. "She is very lovely." He pulled out his own phone - no new text messages - and goes to the Camera Roll. He hadn't really taken many photos of Miranda -, but he saved one of his favorites to his phone. One that she sent in an email to him just prior to him leaving for New York. One of her with a friend as Serendipity 3, drinking a frozen hot chocolate that looked heavenly with a mountain of whipped cream on top and sprinkled with cinnamon. Can't wait to have one of these with you soon! she had written in the message.
He smiled briefly again at the photo and handed Charlie his phone. "She is not really my girlfriend, but we dated in the past."
He didn't know if he and Miranda would ever get back together - he'd eventually have to pack up and go home to Germany at the end of the term - but it was February and close to Valentine's Day and this place is somewhat on the romantic side with the dark atmosphere and candles everywhere.
Still. She hasn't responded to his text.
He decided to change the subject.
"How is culinary school going for you?"

Growing up, with a town far from the sea, landlocked in the Alps, and coming from a family of butcher’s, Augustus never had much seafood. Except when he visited Omi and Opi in there little condo by the sea in Spain. Seafood was expensive, but Augustus wanted to taste something new.
While he was considering the crab cakes or the lobster bisque, he answered Charlie’s question. “I am finishing up my studies at IESE Business School here in New York. I attended classes at the Munich campus, but spending a semester in New York has always been something I have wanted to do.”
He glanced back to the door - Miranda was almost a half hour late now. “The woman I am meeting here was actually a foreign exchange student six years ago in Germany. She always offered to come to dinner with me if I was even in America.” He smiled because he was trying to hide his nervousness. “And your date? Why did she cancel?”
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((Hey I know there's pretty much cobwebs on this blog and I keep saying that I'll come back. School's been really rough this year and with musical coming up soon I have no idea how worse it's going to get. BUT. It is winter break. And I've actually had the Augustus muse back for a while now.
Does anyone want to do a thing?))
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"I...I never knew anyone in my whole life to adore chocolate this much!"

"Chocolate is my favorite thing! Especially Wonka chocolate, but I am not picky."
#(( slow claps for the mun#i'm sorry this took forever to reply to#trying to get my Augustus muse back.#But hello!#))#englishvampirebread
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Love this! Jasna Ivir is one of my favourite adult cast members!
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So . . . I was on a hiatus but didn't announce it? Yeah, I'm sorry. School's been picking up so I kinda lost my muse for Augustus but he's coming back. James finishes up this week so maybe I'll be online more afterwards.
I missed you guys.
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