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Do you remember when I actually had a life?? Yeah me neither

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Aries - master at pulling the ugliest faces - party - will probably snitch the squad - gets really excited - likes to make people laugh - no chill - knows more than you - plays minecraft - has a weird nickname

Taurus - hoe - funny laugh - what is studying? - party all night, hangover all day - fitness babyyy - cries when mad - probably paying for Leo’s food - really REALLY into food oh my god litetally eating 25/8 - stalks their crush on social media - always asks their friends for relationship advice and somehow still ends up doing the exact opposite - probably kissed your friend at some point - everything is complicated - creates drama bc drunk - probably 12

Gemini - doesn’t study and somehow still passes the class - probably doing some illegal shit in your moms backyard - literally no chill - screams for no reason - really nice hair doe - human wikipedia but also kinda dumb - misses their dog after 10 seconds of being away - “yeah but no homo” - probably vegan like cancer - can’t get over a crush for 50 years - spontaneous - probably into learning languages - musically talented lil shit - oversleeps till’ 1 p.m on a school day - emitional - somehow knows everyone, probably bc cancer introduced them - kinda dead inside - “ I promise lol”

Cancer - wonders the meaning of life - doggos - probably vegan - either really chill to the point you don’t even notice them or really fucking EXTRA BITCH OH MY DOG - smart??¿? - goes to the gym, afraid of skipping leg day - kind at heart - probably playing on their PC rn - fluffy hair - probably stoned rn - open minded - had a crush on your crush - looks tired - is actually tired of animal cruelty

Leo - so fucking pretty oh my god I don’t understand - short temper, will fucking hold a grudge against you don’t even try - fair and square - sees both sides of the coin - can be really mean but also extra loving and nice - broke all the time - knows all the tea and spills it aw yeah motherfucker - probably uses Libra as their own personal clown - lazy sooo lazyyy omfg - dating?¿?? what’s that?? ain’t got time for dat, finna go and paint my nails instead, l8 bitches - “I’m hungry”, “you just ate”, “yea, so?” - kinda gay tbh - will straight up insult you and then say jk - snapchat queen - regrets cutting their hair - probably wanted to be blonde but ended up ginger lmao

Virgo - shy motherfucker but will also flirt with you bc yolo - broke up with a lover bc “ i need to focus” - forgets they have feelings - prioritizes - what is life??¿?¿ - kinda chill but also wtf - “I’m not boring” - super nice and funny

Libra - oh god - MEME DADDY - wants to be gangsta but is actually super soft - so SOFT OH MY GOD but also a sinnamon roll - can be a fucking pervert jesus christ read a bible yOU SICK CHEEKY FUCKER OH MY GOD - conspiracy theories, watches buzzfeed unsolved - open minded, spiritual and probably vegan - procrastinates literally everything and will snitch yalls plans to lay in bed all day - kinda shy but will not shut up if you’re their best friend - makes so many dad jokes oh my god, they’re so dumb but Leo laughs anyway - naturally charming with that calming vibe that makes you want to be their friends - loyal and overall a sweet friend who will never talk shit behind your back - “ PROTECT WOMEN” “GIRL POWER” - probably a part of LGBTQ - looks like a 12 year old boy but is actually a grandma - fashion sense is wild

Scorpio - holy shit hold me - flexible af jfc - badass - the real gangsta of the signs - loves drama, can be really toxic if they want to - will kick your fucking ass - funny - is made out of spite - super honest, will tell you how it is - couldn’t hurt a fly…hurts people instead - really hot