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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

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made a letterboxd specifically for this joke

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bad ending: the farmer sells out to Joja good ending: the farmer restores the community center and Pierre beats up Morris bad ending++: Morris goes to law school and comes back 4 years later as a Monsanto goon and hits the farmer with a killer lawsuit good ending++: same as above but the farmer teams up w/ Marlon and Pierre to disappear him in the mines true ending: the farmer must enter the water purifier even though it’s been established that abigail is immune to radiation

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not my island, not my yoshis

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like many others of my kind i used to be the dog when roleplaying house with cousins but on top of that i was also obsessed with dying like every 5 minutes. id keel over and die of old age or pretend a car ran me over and id do it so often my cousins would beg me to stop killing myself cuz it was getting annoying

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I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls

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cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

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joining the war on porn on the side of porn

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Why was one direction buying a teenage girl

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coldplay

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we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction

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That is not what i googled