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i ghostwrote this

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fuck all the way off with your sexy pirates of the caribbean captain jack sparrow looking ass self i can not cope with you right now sashay away you fine hunk of male man

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My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

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when you see a hot guy wearing gray sweatpants

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Fuckboi and Hat slut right here 

I believe I am Teej, but I’m also Wiatch smh.

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can you imagine if you met Sebastian Stan and you were like, ‘well, I do know some Romanian..’ and he’s like ‘oh?’ And you’re like, ‘well actually, it’s more like a songs worth of Romanian’ and he just sorta gives you that look of like don’t..don’t you fucking start…and then you just start belting 'Dragostea Din Tei’ at the top of your voice and he’s like 'this bitch…’

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…i did not expect to be touched while skimming a reddit thread on fetish origin stories

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did they send me mumfords when i asked for sons

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you lil shit. 

me: hoe don’t do it

brain: *gets emotionally invested in someone I can’t have*

me: oh my god

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Sebastian Stan at Wizard World Tusla, 2016

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yeah fuck you, you beautiful trashbag

Catching feelings is bullshit. I’m just eating french fries why i gotta think about kissing you? Fuck you

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Captain America : Civil War (2016)

the plot thickens

so does Bucky Barnes

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You follow me on tumblr but will you follow me into war

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If this isn’t Anthony Mackie as Falcon and Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes, then I don’t know what is.

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not to be emo or anything but i am truly honestly deeply in love with bucky barnes

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me: *keeps creating dramatic love scenarios in my head at night and can’t fall asleep*