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hit it up for an in game starter.
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#ʲºᵏᵉᵐᵃˢᵗᵉʳ {ooc}#he types this as he shoves chicken lo mein in his mouth#one hand on the phone one on the chopsticks
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‘ OH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE THIS LITTLE PUPPY IS GOING VIRAL LADIES AND GERMS. I MEAN WE GOT UNREQUITED LOVE. WE GOT… WE GOT BLOOD! I DON’T THINK THERE’S ENOUGH HARD DRIVES IN CHINA TO COUNT ALL THE VIEWS WE’RE GONNA GET, YOU GUYS. ’
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starter call? is everyone dead? like and subscribe if you’re dead.
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Choosing an unpopular character as your favorite like
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❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
@yourenotreal→ game grumps starters
┕ ❝ oh DEFINITELY. no man or womancould be safe from your magic mike style prowess. shield thine eyes least ye bemet with such raw sexual energy. ❞
#yourenotreal#ʲᵘˢᵗ ˡ'ᵏᵉ ʰºᵐᵉͨºᵐ'ⁿᵍ {pre prank}#im so sorry about this#except for the fact that im not sorry at all#;;queue
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❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ //jacxbwashingtxn
@jacxbwashingtxn → game grumps starters
┕ ❝ dude… i’ve seen you skip school todo drugs. in fact, i’m fairly positive that you’re high right now.❞
#jacxbwashingtxn#ʲᵘˢᵗ ˡ'ᵏᵉ ʰºᵐᵉͨºᵐ'ⁿᵍ {pre prank}#this is one of my literal favorite game grumps quotes ever#;;queue
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❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
@tcrmental → game grumps starters
┕ ❝ why would they make such a FANTASTIC name for it if were not allowed to use it ?? fine, i’ll let you choose: maryjane, ganja, or devil’s lettuce.❞
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intothemines:
❛ — what, you think a girl can’t multitask? i’m perfectly capable of doing my hair and giving you ultimatums at the same time. i do it to josh, too. just ask him. ❜
┕ ❝ it doesn’t surprise me in the least that he’s been on the receiving end of this. STILL, i get the point, and pardon me for doubting your skill. but just what exactly do you want from me ?? ❞
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┕ ❝ LISTEN, i’m not gonna argue with you. ❞ notes of panic are laced in his tone, and he tries his hardest not to look her in the eye. even so, it feels like she’s burning holes in his shirt the way she’s glowering at him, like he’s going to combust by her shear force of will ❝ and now that were both in agreement that i’m a fucking idiot, will you P L E A S E help me ?? ❞
@bcdsign ♥’d [ x ]
❛ congratulations, you have invented a new kind of stupid. a ’damage you can never undo’ kind of stupid. an ‘open all the cages in the zoo’ kind of stupid. ’truly, you didn’t think this through?’ kind of stupid. ❜
#intothemines#ʲᵘˢᵗ ˡ'ᵏᵉ ʰºᵐᵉͨºᵐ'ⁿᵍ {pre prank}#great googly moogly its all gone to shit#also w ha t i forgot we had so many threads open#*slams fists on table* never enough#;;reply#;;queue
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bruisedbird:
SHES TIRED, she can feel her body shutting down as she huddles closer into the blanket they had supplied her with. she can’t cry anymore, her body can’t shake shes just NUMB. “ how are any of us doing Chris …. I just want to go home. ”
┕ chris d e s p e r a t e l y wants to do something, wants so bad to help. but there’s nothing left; they’ve survived. they made it ------ NOW WHAT? the shock is gone and all that remains are pangs of pain radiating from his injured ankle and a dull ache in his chest. so he just nods and sits down next to her, careful at least to give her some space to breathe. ❝ yeah. ❞
#bruisedbird#ᵖº'ⁿᵗ ᵇˡᵃⁿᵏ {main}#no worries my friend#tumblr notification system is shifty at best#also y e s i have many regrets
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┕ his face falls, a short, PATHETIC little sigh escaping as her reply settles in. hearing their names alone is excruciating enough by itself; three of his closest friends gone all at one fell swoop. sometimes he himself forgets, goes to tag josh in a facebook post he’ll never see, reaches to text sam even though he knows her cell phone burned along with her body in the fire. it’s exhausting. he’s e x h a u s t e d. so exhausted that he seems to have dropped the proverbial ball with one of the only people he has left ——- ash is in trouble. and he can’t help but feel responsible.
❝ i think they can live without you for a day. ❞ a poor choice of words that he regrets INSTANTLY, swallowing hard as he brings himself to speak again. ❝ and it’ll be less expensive if you wait to see it. come on. please. ❞
‘ i’m sorry i can’t go , i have plans with MATT today . we’re going to see that new movie with j - law , it looks really cheesy so we’re gonna critique the whole time . ’ ash is in complete denial . it’s been three days since they got home from mount washington , three days since they’d lost josh , sam , and matt . however , since she hadn’t seen a body ( they haven’t found him yet ) , she didn’t believe it , has even been HALLUCINATING their friend . ‘ maybe you can ask sam . ’ // @bcdsign
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“I am doing it right.” Fact: he is not, and he’s growing more agitated and frustrated by the moment. “Fucking — shit, fine, fine. You do it. ‘Cause, apparently, I can’t do shit.”
┕ ❝ calmes-tu, mon ami. watch and learn. ❞ chris takes a scrap of his own notebook paper and wads it up in a swift motion. he’s become quite the expert at this certain activity, many a bored moment spent tossing crumpled old notes into trashcans across the room. the fan was a new twist, and though chris is a seasoned veteran at the sport, he doesn’t particularly trust his hand – eye coordination as much as he lets on. blessedly, however, as he lines up the shot and tosses, the paper flies against the wind of the fan into the receptacle. ❝ ahhh, success is sweet. go ahead ------- i DEMAND accolades.❞
#jacxbwashingtxn#ʲᵘˢᵗ ˡ'ᵏᵉ ʰºᵐᵉͨºᵐ'ⁿᵍ {pre prank}#i got carried away#: ))))))#whoops#also chris is just thanking his lucky stars that worked#saying a nondenominational prayer#;;reply#;;queue
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I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it
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