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OK i didnt want to air this shit out in public but you really pissed me off last night at the lesbian bar when you pointed out how shallow my midface is and that i have a low nasal bridge. YOU literally have normie sexuality. I know youre always posting shit about licking the butthole of a car clean and fucking on your computer, turning into a computer then getting fucked by a girl computer in the body of a car, shit like that but I KNOW thats not you. You dont want any of that shit. I literally watched you buy a PlayBoy magazine and read it cover to cover smiling and drooling. YOU EVEN TOLD ME ONE TIME that you wouldnt want to get fucked by the giant arm robot that builds cars for mitsubishis cos that would probably hurt BUT LITERALLY you were on tumblr THIRSTING FOR IT

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Makes you

Wonder why they normally would

Like a

Horror movie ???

Worth noting that i've not seen the Saw movies but theres people in the notes saying that they hate the movies because jigsaw is not sympathetic towards addicts. Like i'd guess that you're not meant to agree with him. That you're supposed to be going "isn't that fucked up that this guy is putting addicts and depressed people through torture traps?" Instead of agreeing they deserve it

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Worth noting that i've not seen the Saw movies but theres people in the notes saying that they hate the movies because jigsaw is not sympathetic towards addicts. Like i'd guess that you're not meant to agree with him. That you're supposed to be going "isn't that fucked up that this guy is putting addicts and depressed people through torture traps?" Instead of agreeing they deserve it

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These turkish delights have turkish ends

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in a medieval groupchat nobody would make fun of your typo they would just assume that its a new spelling youre going with and roll with it

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1930s “i’m the guy that” pinbacks, part 2

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The biggest tyrannical influence on your life is your job. Most of the things you hate in life are mostly how capitalism makes you suffer and feel exhausted.

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you are not a wasteland you just need ibuprofen and a hot bath and a shower and a nutritious meal and some water and some fresh air and to do something productive and to do something creative and to do something that takes physical exertion and to do something social

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There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.

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1 main source of my social anxiety is that the “well if i was them would EYE think that i’m weird and annoying for doing xyz normal thing” doesn’t work for me because i am a huge bitch and the answer is always yes i would think that.

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how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

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What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

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I was about to be irritated at a shitty "kids' education" website on 1770s clothing but then I learned that there's a staymaker buried at King's Chapel and now I'm just delighted to know the gravesite of a clothing worker from that era and I want to take him flowers

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Punk girls on the Tube. London, 1983. Photo © Gavin Watson.