I'm Brendon Urie. I like singing, candy, and a kitten named Starscream Aim: HotPantsUrie COME AT ME BRO are standing on the very stones that ran with their parents blood
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Fuck you. I'm tired. I can't even do this shit right now. Bitch.
Bden, cum and love me.
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Bitch please, I'm not Noelle. I'm not here to make you happy. I need my sleep. I don't get to sleep for however long I want like someone. coughyoufaggotcough
Bden, cum and love me.
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No, you asshole. I'm tired. I want to sleep.
Bden, cum and love me.
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When I'm driving, I take whatever spot I want. I don't give a fuck if a fat guy gives me dirty looks. You need to, because it's just necessary. And oops, Zac's gone now.

DAMN FAT PEOPLE! LIKE THE FAT GUY THAT GLARED AT US FOR TAKING HIS SPOT TODAY!!!! I’m gonna invent a smedium. and zac efron LET ME LOVE HIM, KEEP HIM.
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I know. People always take the 5XL's for some damn reason. Damn it America.

Because they didn’t have the right size hoodie?
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I wiiiiiiiiilllllllll and I still have to send you a picture of that Rock poster~
AND YOU DA WHORE
NOW GO KILL A SPIDER WITH WINDEX
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My headband tho...I can't wait til I get it omg :3
IM ABOUT TO PASS OUT
NOW GO KILL A SPIDER WITH WINDEX
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NOW GO KILL A SPIDER WITH WINDEX
i stared at this for like 10 minutes just laughing like what even the fuckk
”N-no..” Brendon quickly hid the headband under Starscream’s stomach.
WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY!»KOFPDddddddddd=
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YOU'RE NOT DENNIS >:|
i stared at this for like 10 minutes just laughing like what even the fuckk
”N-no..” Brendon quickly hid the headband under Starscream’s stomach.
WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY!»KOFPDddddddddd=
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You high mothafucka.
i stared at this for like 10 minutes just laughing like what even the fuckk
”N-no..” Brendon quickly hid the headband under Starscream’s stomach.
WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY!»KOFPDddddddddd=
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HELL YEAH I WOULD. I LOVE RED PANDAS, AND THAT MAN.
Yes, yes, do that, I would now like to go...
WOULD YOU NAME YOURS PETER TOO?! I ALWAYS CALL MINE PETER. HE’S CHILL YA KNOW HOW DAT IS.
ANDDDD WE’LL …….. I NEED TIME TO THINK BUT WE’LL FIND A WAY
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I will Glaaaaaaaaaaadly do that.
It's now Sunday. But how the fuck do you think we'll get there? IWANNAREDPANASTUFFEDANIMALBRO
WHY MY DOG? I DON’T UNDERSTAND. GO STEAL FOX AND JAMES WHILE YO AT IT. OR BETTER YET STEAL A RED PANDA FOR PETERRR
WE SHOULD GO TO THE ZOO…… WHATS IS TODAY? IF I HAVE TO I WILL SIGN YO ASS OUTTA SCHOOL. IJUSTREALLYWANNAAREDPANDAA
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Oh. That's okay then.
If you come near me when I take Mcfly I'll be forced to have Shafer send Satan on your ass. Watch yourself.
I MEANT JORDAN WITZIPOOP JESUS
AND I’LL ROUNDHOUSE YO ASS IF YOU GO NEAR MY MCFLY. I SWEAR TO BENNY JEAN I’LL SEND YO ASS BACK TO TALLAHASSEE
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LAUREN, WHY MUST YOU THINK MY PAINKILLERS MAKE ME ACT CRAY CRAY. NIGGA PLZ WHY DONT YOU JUST GO UP TO YOUR EMO CORNER WITH JORDAN. MHMMM.
The last part. You did not just go there. I would have been fine with the rest. But that very last part? No, just no. You're going to get your ass beat woman. And I'm going to steal Mcfly motherfucker.
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