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I'll say this always, I was waiting for her redemption arc like giving up her life for bajor or maybe even for the prophet. and instead she fucked dukat and served the concept of evil and idk if you could fuck up harder if you tried

Winn Adami is a tragic figure who desperately sought the approval of her gods that constantly refused her, before being manipulated by her enemies to bring about her own downfall. But also she’s a fucking bitch and I love her

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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Back in 1997 there was a goth lesbian Muppet

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Richard Nixon paved the way for Jimmy Carter who paved the way for Ronald Reagan who paved the way for Bush 1 who paved the way for Bill Clinton who paved the way for Bush 2 who paved the way for Barack Obama who paved the way for Donald Trump who paved the way for Joe Biden who successfully paved the way for driving a fatal nail in the coffin of what is blithely referred to as "liberal democracy" in America. i hold all of these ghouls and every one who came before them responsible for what has happened so far and what will happen next. the global south has long held the relationship between the US head of state and the B-52 or the MQ-9 Reaper dropping thousands of pounds of explosives on their native homelands as superficial and they've always been right. an empire is going to do empire shit no matter who the emperor is.

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All you stupid bitches had to do was vote for Kamala. Oh my GOD.

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hey you know how Intendant Kira is SUPER horny all the time

well I would like to introduce the possibility that Kira Prime is ALSO super horny all the time, just MUCH better at not making it EVERYONE else's problem

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the "they knew when to stop" sentiment feels somewhat misguided but the rest of the post is fucking based

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i see them everywhere...

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99% of repressors give up right before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed

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99% of repressors give up right before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed

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Ira Steven Behr, during season six of Deep Space Nine: For this season, I invented Section 31 as a cautionary tale.

Current Star Trek producers: At long last, we have created a lovely little action flick based on Section 31 from the classic DS9 episode Don't Make a Lovely Little Action Flick About Section 31.

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i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

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oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

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All Bajoran females born after the occupation have no mind for guerrilla warfare. All they know is raktajino, ponder they Orb of Prophesy, twerk, be bisexual, eat at Quark's, and lie

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unfinished but here you go

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well