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sorry to all my mutuals i havent been using tumblr because i got pussy so im normal now. thanks for understanding.

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kind of just like me if im being honest

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bringing this one over from twitter

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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

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im terminally online

logging on tumblr for the first time in months just to watch my wife slowly lose it

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logging on tumblr for the first time in months just to watch my wife slowly lose it

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WHO NAMES THEIR CHILD SCHMICHAEL

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This shit reads like a tumblr post

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Hi Penny! Have you seen Fangamer's "Classy-Action Lawsuit" poster? No spoilers in it, only the core original trilogy characters in really nice suits and dresses~

how dare you. now i have less money in my wallet than i did 2 minutes ago.

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i think this is one of the most terrifying notifications i have ever received

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anyway i love that jake is just such an incoherent character even on a meta level that aranea the great expositor has no idea what his deal is

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idk if any young person needs to hear this but when you work at a job you absolutely can google anything you don’t know or ask someone for help. school has you conditioned to think you have to have everything memorized all the time but let me tell you. I am dumb as shit and I am great at my job because it’s not a test, it’s just work. the more resources you utilize the better.

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pov: you're watching me create art in the artist life. i click each button with timed precision, a notification labeled "perfect!" popping up with every single movement. my character's brush moves across the canvas at a rapid speed, matching my movements to a T. as the bar at the top of the screen fills up fully, my character steps back. after tilting their head from side to side to admire their work, you look on in absolute horror as they hold up their completed painting. blonde, red, and blue mix together to form a realistic portrait of a familiar figure, absurdly rotund and extravagant. it's king erik, and he's pregnant im jackson clark and welcome to the red thread.

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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OK AM I IMAGINING THIS OR ARE THOSE SHOES DIFFERENT… AND SPARKLY… DID…. DID TEREZI STEAL JADE’S SHOES????

[those don’t belong to you]