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black bear

Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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brown bear, sun bear

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brown bear and the “pig man” bear is probably an american black bear

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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woag, pupy dog

polar bear

Muge, photographer

Alaska

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brown bear

I just woke up I need a picture of a bear

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this rules

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california grizzly (extinct)

Delete California from your bio it's embarrassing

*very large raspberry fart noise being blown in your direction*

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fuck it, pride month pfp

i’m not a bear(gay), but for this month the bear in the silhouette of detection images is

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO GAY BEARS AND GAY BEAR ONLY!

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I thought it would be a bit more...grandiose.

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polar bear

Made the mistake of logging onto TikTok and staying there for more than 30 seconds. The place is poison. Anyway. Have a polar bear 🐻‍❄️💙

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polar bear

by Alexey Suloev

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Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

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brown bear, black bear, polar bear, moon bear, sun bear, andean bear, sloth bear

What if sun bear had whatsapp

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Love this creatucere. The forks 🍴

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brown bear

could i offer you some round bears in these trying times?

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okay then...