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YEAH, YOU CAN!!! WE COULD TOTES SWITCH PLACES FOR A WEEK OR SOMETHING!!!

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I Meant to Say It Feels Like People Are Watching Me. I Know What a Behemoth Watching Feels Like.

This is Nothing Like That.

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YOU WANT ME TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND WITH SOME SHADES LOOKIN LIKE YOUR SECURITY??? I CAN DO THAT!!! LIKE YO, PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM MY CLIENT!!!

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I Meant to Say It Feels Like People Are Watching Me. I Know What a Behemoth Watching Feels Like.

This is Nothing Like That.

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@nonsinusoidalwaves YOU AREN'T DISGUSTIN AFTER YOU WORK OUT??? YOU LOOK GREAT!!! AND THAT'S A DOPE SELFIE OF YOU, DOGG!!!

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WHAAAT??? DUDE THERE IS NOTHING FANCIER THAN POPPIN SOME CORN ON A STOVE!!!

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The Point Dear is that It's Not Very Fancy.

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I'M TOTALLY ON A SEAFOOD DIET!!! I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT!!! LMAO!!!

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MAN I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TODAY!!! IT'S KINDA RAD!!!

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I’M NOT CRAZY ‘BOUT THIS MOVIE...

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SAWTOOTH PUT THIS MOVIE ON AND DUUUUDE THIS GUY!!! HE’S THE *WORST*!!! HE KEEPS HARRASSIN THIS GIRL AND SPREADIN RUMORS AND NOT ACTUALLY DOIN THE ONE SINGLE JOB THEY ASKED HIM TO DO!!!

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MY DASH IS ALL ABOUT TWINKS SO I'M JUST GONNA LOG BACK OFF!!! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!!

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THAT DOESN'T REALLY WORK FOR ME!!! I GET SUPER AWAKE WHEN I WORK OUT, JUST PHYSICALLY TIRED!!!

Then race. Run around until you’ve spend all your energy and you collapse asleep.

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I COULD DO THAT BUT SAW SAYS IT'S *SUPER* UNHEALTHY!!! SLEEPIN IS HARD, DOGG!!! I HAVE TOO MUCH ENERGY AND MY MIND IS RACIN WHEN I'M JUST LAYIN AROUND!!!

IT'S FOUR AM AND I CAN'T SLEEP!!!

HOW DO YOU GUYS GET YOURSELF TO DOZE OFF???

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IT'S FOUR AM AND I CAN'T SLEEP!!!

HOW DO YOU GUYS GET YOURSELF TO DOZE OFF???

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So you ready to fight or nah?

HEY DOGG!!!

SORRY, THE BOSS SAID NO!!! HE SAID THAT HE'S STARTIN TO THINK PEEPS ON HERE ARE LEGIT WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT LIKE ACTUALLY *KILLIN* OTHER PEEPS SO HE'S KIND IF WIGGED OUT!!! EVEN THOUGH IT'S PROBS NOTHING, I DON'T SEE WHY I WOULD DO SOMETHING WHEN I KNOW HE REALLY DOESN'T FEEL COMFY!!!

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cruxcrescent‌:

Humans are frail.

YEAH, BUT THAT’S WHY WE MAKE THE GOOD ARMOR AND STUFF!!! MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO BE FIREPROOF ON OUR OWN BUT WE CAN MAKE STUFF SO THAT WE’RE FIREPROOF!!!