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Magical Beings: I don't cook I don't clean. *Start ignoring the issue*

Captain Marvel: *Throws the Embodiment of Caution at the Wind Spirit*

Magical Beings: *Starts actually solving the issue in fear* Yes I do the cooking yes I do the cleaning.

Throwing Caution to the Wind

Marvel can be reckless. It’s something literally everyone is aware of. Some have even fallen victim to it.

Red Robin: *sleeping on a couch with an apple on his head*

Robin!Damian: *throwing knives but sometimes purposefully missing and nearly hitting Tim*

Marvel: *also throwing knives but actually trying to hit the apple but is accidentally nearly hitting Tim*

Robin!Damian: *hits the apple*

Marvel: “Oh that was a good shot, Robin!”

Red Robin: *slowly wakes up as he feels the apple fall off his head and roll onto the couch*

Robin!Damian: *smug but trying to hide it* “Of course it was good.”

Red Robin: *still in the process of waking up when he notices the puncture marks in the couch and looks over to Marvel and Damian*

Marvel: *twirling a knife in his hand as he continues to compliment Damien*

Red Robin: *is immediately woken up and sits up immediately, finally noticing the apple near him* “Wha… what the HELL?”

Robin!Damian: “You’re awake.”

Red Robin: “Yeah I’m awake! Cap, did you PUT AN APPLE ON ME and try to HIT IT WITH THROWING KNIVES?!”

Marvel: “Uh… yes.” *stops twirling the knife* “Robin was too. He’s actually the one that hit it off.”

Red Robin: “Wha- what is wrong with you?!”

This has also been mentioned multiple times throughout multiple posts but he just flings kids into danger. Literally.

The JL, Marvel, and Eugene: *staring at the giant ship being piloted by a super villain*

Marvel: *immediately turns to Eugene and bends down* “Buddy, do you want me to fling you at the giant a massive alien monster?”

Other JL: “What?” *concerned*

Eugene: “Sure!”

Supes: “Wait, Marvel-”

Marvel: *grabs Eugene*

Supes: *more concerned* “Marvel?”

Marvel: *hurls Eugene at the ships*

Supes: “MARVEL!” *sounds and looks horrified as he watches Eugene crash through the haul of the ship*

Clark was just about to chew Cap out because oh my Rao that’s child endangerment times eleven. But then, the ship just exploded and the kid came crashing out and was caught by Marvel.

Marvel: *puts Eugene down and brushes off a bunch of soot* “Good job, bud. Just try for something less messy next time.”

There’s also the fact that Marvel literally threw caution to the wind. Zatanna was there. She saw with her own two eyes.

Magical Beings: *arguing about some issue*

Marvel: *sighs and starts making his way to the center*

Embodiment of Caution: *shoved by something into Billy*

Marvel: *barely blinks and picks up the Embodiment of Caution and tosses them to a wind spirit*

Embodiment of Caution: *falls to the ground because the wind spirit is made of literal wind*

Magical Beings: *all shut up because they fell so loud*

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Part 1 | Part 2

Shazam ends up in Danny Phantom

Pariah Dark: I AM A TYRANT Ack-

Shazam: -Was beating up Black Adam- Wo -looks at Pariah Dark and then his hands- OH ohohohoh -begins to panic- I am so sorry, was he -jesters to Pariah Dark- yours. I didn't mean to do that. I was somewhere else and then I was here. I don't know where is. I'll I'll just leave, and find my way back. Again, I'm sorry so so sorry. Bye! -Precedes to fly away-

Pariah Dark: Arg harhbghaB SN AHgsgr Worchester's balkxck

Observant 1: Well then -grabs something behind them- Let's bag him up!

Observant 2: So, are we just going to ignore what happened or...

Pandora: I ain't see nothing, -turns to Frostbite- did you see anything Frosty?

Frostbite: -Was not paying attention- I ain't seen nothing, I ain't see nothing. Matter-of-fact I'm blind in my left and 43% blind in my right eye. I don't see much of anything. Matter-of-fact I can't even see you blob.

Observant 2: (Offended noises)

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Years later

Pariah Dark: HAHAHAHA I challenge you to the right of consequence little boy!! Aahh puff-

Shazam: -Punched Pariah Dark but held back- That one was purposeful this time!

Pariah Dark: You again!

Shazam: -Points at Danny Phantom- And I'm going to help this young hero defeat you.

Danny Phantom: Yes, please! -turns to Shazam- Thank you. -mutters to himself- I need all the help I can get.

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Shazam ends up in Jujutsu Kaisen.

Gojo: I am the strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer-

Shazam appears out of nowhere: Hello 👋?

Gojo: Shazammy, Mr. Lighting Man, it's so good to see you. -touches Shazam's arm- Did you gain more muscle~?

Shazam: Gojo, you've grown much taller since last I saw you. -Ruffles Gojo's hair- How have you been?

Gojo: -actually feels the ruffles- Mhm~ You're always so ruff with me~.

Shazam: -sees the students- I see you have some students. -Stops his hand- I'm going to say 'Hi' to them. -Walks towards the students-

Gojo: Aww~ Playtimes already over~? (actually enjoying the ruffles)

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Heian Era

Sukuna: I have concord the curses. I am now the most powerful. I. Am. The King of Cur-

Black Adam: ...How did I end up here?

Sukuna: ...

Sukuna: Who are you.

Black Adam: I am Black Adam, King of Kahndaq.

Sukuna: Heh that little place, you are the King of nothing. While I am the King of Curs-

Black Adam: -Punches Sukuna in the face because he insulted his people- Don't you dare insult my people.

Sukuna: -Holds his bloody and broken nose- I just did, what are you going to do about it weakling?

-insert epic fight-

Sukuna: huff huff I am the most powerful Jujutsu Sorcerer-

Black Adam: Huff huff God damn it-

Shazam walks out of the trees: Eh? -Sees Black Adam- Adam! There you are. -Picks up Black Adam and tosses him over his shoulder- You're supposed to help me capture the Seven Sins. -Then walks out-

Sukuna: ...WTF

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Shazam ends up in Demon Slayer.

Nezuko: Hmm

Shazam appears out of a cloud of smoke: That's different -see's Nezuko- hello Miss, do you need some help with that?

Nezuko: Hmm hmm

Shazam: Oh, that's it? okay! -picks up Nezuko and launches her at the demon that is currently in the middle, tarring up the city-

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Infinity Castle

Muzan: You puny humans dare challenge me! I am the MOST POWERFUL-

Shazam opened a door: Oh hi, again, Mister Muzan.

Muzan, exasperated: Why are you here again why are you here why are you here how are you here why are you here.

Shazam: Oh you have guests. Hi!

Muzan: Shut up shut up just shut up.

Shazam: Now that's not very nice, Mister Muzan. I may not be smart, but I have enough manners to know your guests aren't supposed to be bleeding. -puts his hands up- So I'm going to have to fight, you know.

Muzan: ...

Muzan, calling all demons to his location: Come at me.

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