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My favourite headcanon that I haven't seen anyone mention yet is that Angel is a former rich kid who was cut off by the family for not agreeing with something (sexuality, misogyny ect.).

Thats why they can't cook and have such great taste in design, they were taught how to run a business and how to be a great home maker/ make an office inviting for clients but were never taught how to cook because they always had private chefs.

So when they were cut off, they couldn't use the family credit card and such, making them dirt poor which led to them finding ramen and all the other things because they can't cook and can't eat out often.

That's all, Toodles ;p

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⪩⪨ ── actor!Angel x actor!David headcanons ; no magic au, this is a pretty long one bear with me here, insomnia spoon-feeding me headcanon ideas and finally being helpful instead of being a son of a bitch and giving me eyebags, probably the longest post I've ever posted

☆ the couple. these two have acted together in so many films and shows and almost 90% of the time it blows up the charts. almost everyone you meet will probably know two or more movies where their star in. they're both iconic.

☆ david's really known for his villain roles in horror films, and he's basically just dwayne johnson at this point. every horror film he's ever acted in was the most suspenseful and terrifying shit you'll ever see, all because this guy is so good at playing the killer, it's actually kinda scary,,. he's also playing a guy that can turn into a wolf on a 'fantasy universe" a big company created.

☆ he's so thirsted over by so many people it's kinda insane, guarantee that your ears will be bleeding whenever he walks on red carpets cause of all the high pitched squealing.

☆ david practically grew up around cameras, and has achieved great roles as a child actor. gabe was a really well known iconic figure at the time and when he died, david definitely needed a break, and a long one. after 2 years of hiatus, he finally got active. he didn't land roles immediately, but he still got back and now he's one of the most awarded actors.

☆ angel has a big history on the comedy and drama side of the industry. their first ever successful job that can actually pay their rent was comedy, so they're pretty witty, and they're known for being witty at interviews and being pretty good at dodging some risky questions that can only be answered with risky responses.

☆ angel's digital footprint is so scattered and over the place, so there's a chance that you'll just randomly stumble upon their audition tape to be one of ariana grande's backup vocals on your youtube recommendations.

☆ angel's famous for improvising a lot throughout a film. ironically, half of their popular scenes probably have one or two improvising.

☆ the most popular film david and angel have ever acted in is the first ever film where they first met and worked with each other. it was an enemies-to-lovers romcom film, as cliche as it sounds. it got so many positive feedbacks, even twitter loved it. it was on top of the billboard. everyone was so taken aback by david and angel's chemistry with each other; every eye contact, every lingering touch, every snarky comment, every emotional scene, every kiss. it was phenomenal, these two were in their prime.

☆ during their first days of working together, david and angel had this.. playful flirting thing going in between them. angel would shamelessly flirt with david by complimenting him when a cameraman goes up to them for a behind-the-scenes like; "oh, david? I'm literally saying to you guys, that man knows how to act, if i didn't know any better i'd assume he actually means every 'i love yous' he said."

☆ days when david remembers gabe a little too much, angel would be probably the only one that's gonna notice. david's a professional actor so he knows how to suppress his actual emotions, and so is angel.

☆ lunch breaks where every other actor eats out but david and angel lingers and stays seated in front of a big flashy vanity mirror and talk about random things is what hits hard.

☆ angel knows how to distract david and turn his emotions upside down whenever he's feeling blue. david gives angel space to be more sincere and serious, angel knowing that they'll be free of judgement and expectancy to be funny and chaotic anytime that they're around david.

☆ a year and a half later of dating rumours, and fans and paparazzi spotting them coming out of hotels and mcdonalds; awooga, they both finally announced that they were dating by angel posting pictures of the both of them hugging and kissing each other in front of the same restaurant they got caught in numerous times, with a caption saying "idk guys all this acting shit makes me miss my boyfriend" (with a shrug emoji)

☆ definitely have won an mtv movie award for the best kiss

☆ david's famous for doing half of his stunts by himself

☆ if they weren't already successful in the acting industry, they definitely would've been models and are probably walking down on runways right now if they were. these two know how to serve face, they just suit each other so well.

☆ angel is that celebrity that either has a really goofy picture of them as their profile, or just a picture of them posing as if they're auditioning to be one of the models on the next victoria's secret show. they change profile pictures like twice a month, different profile pics for each social media account.

☆ angel reposts edits of them and david

☆ david has an official verified tiktok account with millions of followers but he only has like 7 videos and is following only one account (angel's)

☆ these two are just so addicted to looking at each other with the most love and adoration anybody has looked at anyone with the most love and adoration ever at interviews. the way angel tilts their head ever so slightly, and the way david gives out the most inconspicuous smile. ugh we love to see it

☆ you don't need to know anything about the two of them to know that they are the most devoted and loyal people each other will have in both of their lives.

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Okay. Okay, I get the vision. But who's blue ?

david is red. milo is green. asher is yellow. no further questions

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I'm kind of obsessed with this mob au so be ready to be bombarded. ______________________________________________________________

MobBoss!David who doesn’t get jealous in the normal way. No passive-aggressive silence. No sulking. He analyses. He watches. He decides who never gets to speak to you again.

MobBoss!David who won’t say he’s jealous when someone flirts with you, he just wraps an arm around your waist, casually, like a man staking a claim. His hand warm. Possessive. Heavy with unspoken threat.

MobBoss!David who says nothing in the moment, but the car ride home is quiet. Not angry. Just…charged. Until he finally murmurs, “He touched your arm.” And you say, “It was nothing,” And he says, “It won’t happen again.”

MobBoss!David who makes you promise to text him when you get home, even if you're just going out with friends.

MobBoss!David who says, “I trust you. I don’t trust the world.”

MobBoss!David who will sit silently on the couch while you rant about someone who upset you—but his jaw is tight, knuckles white. He’ll say, “What’s their name?” like it’s casual. You never answer. He always finds out anyway.

MobBoss!David who has eyes everywhere—drivers, doormen, vendors, the hostess at your favorite brunch spot. If you’re out without him, someone is quietly keeping watch. You’ve stopped questioning it. It makes you feel…safe. And a little powerful.

MobBoss!David who is the devil in designer suits to everyone else—but softens immediately when you grab his collar and pull him in to kiss him, laughing, “Relax. I’m yours.”

MobBoss!David who tries—really tries—to be better. For you. Because you're not a possession. You're not a prize. Sometimes he has to remind himself, in the quiet moments of night, that love isn't the same thing as control.

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For me, it'd definitely be between David, Gavin and Aaron.

But the inevitable angst of dying before Gavin would crush me.

Imp!vega has also got me conflicted.

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Im curious, if you could only choose one of the bois to date irl, who would it be?

It’s so hard to choose djndjcjdnc but personally I’d be juggling between Davey and Gavin

I like the protective gruff but soft part of Davey

But I also admire just how in love Gavin and FL are, and how attentive he is to FL (not to say that Davey isn’t, we’ve all seen the comfort audios)

But then again…. Sam.

😩😩😩

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𖧧. ָ࣪ ◝. ── David and Angel as parents <33

David takes parent-teacher conferences very seriously, he'd go in the classroom 20 minutes early, and bring a notebook, sometimes even a laptop and take notes of every little detail the teacher says. He doesn't know it, but he's the go-to person parents look at whenever they have a question but is too shy to ask it because they know he'll ask it for himself.

Considering Angel and David's lifestyle and how the pack describes their house and shit, they're definitely the people who always donates money whenever the school needs it. You'll see them volunteering a lot on big projects the school proposes. Some parents talk shit about them sometimes saying that they're just doing it for their children's grade, but I just see those two as the most helpful and caring people in the world!!

And yes I said children, like I said, they have a really good and healthy lifestyle, and so I don't think they'll settle for one child, at least two or three children will be enough for them. They have the environment for it, and they have the money to feed them and give their children's necessities, so why settle for less?

Their youngest is the animal lover. So at least 2 times a week, the kid will bring an animal either injured or really skinny. A bird, a cat, a bunny, a deer, a cub, you name it. There's a cabinet shelf full of food for almost all breeds with food and water bowls beside it. Although David and Angel never kept any of the animals (imagine the chaos) they are proud of the kid's passion towards saving animals.

Whenever David and Angel kiss while making dinner in front of the children, they'll go: "Eeewwwwww!!", "Oookay", "Oh my god. Guys, respectfully, not in the place where we eat please." Sometimes these two do it intentionally just because they find the reactions adorable.

David and Angel made sure to make the kids go to an empowered Kindergarten and Elementary, and helped them understand the powers they're gonna behold in the future. After teaching them and making them watch lessons on the importance of keeping magic a secret (even if they knew how boring it was), the kids wanted to transfer to the more typical middle school, and so transfer they did. Now, they're in high school.

When one of their kids was sick for the first time, David and Angel found out (after 1 and a half days) that David shifting into a wolf helped the fever die down a little and make them calm down into sleeping. So while David is busy trying to settle down his wagging tail because his sick child is petting him, Angel is with the rest of the kids making soup and preparing medicine in the kitchen. And this has been their routine whenever someone catches the flu.

David has really strict rules in the car. Seat belts on before he turns on the engine, fix how you sit; no feet on the back of the seat, especially when there's another kid that's not his inside the car.

ps I know this is unwiped asshole but it's all I can do 🥀

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Gavin and Freelancer literally were like

“I’d die for you” for each other

“I’d rather be with you and maybe die than be out there alone in safety” (Freelancer)

“I’d rather die here alone knowing I protected you and knowing you’re safe” (Gavin)

I’ll never get over this couple.

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I need you to write this headcanon so bad like you did with captain David and boss David.

Angel is probably a singer in another universe (with David as their bodyguard)

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CEO!David who barely looks at his secretary when they're first hired. And when he does, he furrows his brows and looks at them like they're a puzzle he's trying to solve.

They guessed it had something to do with the fact he has seen hundreds come and go or maybe that he just doesn't care for subordinates. Sometimes it crossed their mind that it has something to do with the fact that they gave in their resume in bright pink ink.

CEO!David who didn't expect much. Not from the secretary who spends too much time talking to his Chief Operating Officer, Asher and Chief Financial Officer, Milo.

He watches them smile and stick around after handing a file to someone, making sure they don't need help understanding anything. Or refill the coffee pot with good coffee beans that they bring from home. Or put a large glass jar of jellybeans by the corner of their desk, with the lid permanently off for easy access in the office.

Then they corrected a mistake in a major contract draft on their first week and proved they were worthy to be in this office. His office. And David's eyebrow quirked up for the first time in months.

CEO!David who began going home earlier every night, despite his workaholic reputation, just to hear his sweet secretary perk up, smile their biggest smile and state, "Have a lovely night, sir".

CEO!David who began to notice more and more about his new secretary. His COO and CFO have also noticed he's been doing that. Yet, when they wiggle their eyebrows and make jokes when he stares a little too long, he simply shuts his office door and tells them to get back to work, denying everything they say.

But when his secretary wear that crimson blouse again, he has to do a double-take and adjusts his cufflinks, like he’s trying to distract himself from the same crimson rushing to his head.

CEO!David who, ever since hiring his secretary, has never called them by their first name in front of others. It's always their last name, and with a sharpness to it as well. Yet, when they're both alone, his voice dips just slightly when he says their name, like it tastes better than any deal he’s ever closed.

CEO!David who runs empires, negotiates with billionaires, and stands unshaken by scandal… still stumbles over his words when he finally says, “I think about you too much.”

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Honey and guy are just reverse (and early) david and angel in so many ways.

These are all soo early david coded

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These are all soo early david coded

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Angel calls david their "prince charming" every time he wakes them up with a kiss.

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early david is really funny to go back and listen to, because like 80% of the time he is just pouting.

​at any given time, he is about 2 minutes away from huffing and puffing and blowing down his house before angel and him even have time to pay off the mortgage.

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Bestie are you here yet?

i need someone to crash out about fearless with actually

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Damien and freelancer

Could also be applied to honey

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NO. JUST NO. STOP.

*rips pubes* aaron IS NOT BALD *glues it on him* he has HAIR

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i need more anything to do with david being protective and possessive i eat that shit UP