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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

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*jingling keys in front of elon musk* elon they were always gonna use you as the fall boy you need to do something alarming and crazy to get back at Trump jingle jingle oooh you wanna physically harm him so bad jingle jingle elon musk you could totally get away with doing something insane to the president btw jingle jingle

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"no kink in public don't walk your partner on a leash where other people might see" and just let him run into the fucking road??????

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He said this because I wouldn't tell him my hair color

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hate when girls have some random guy featured in their song… who even is that get him out of here !

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one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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Mushroom Playing Keyboard

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people really seem to struggle with the idea that you can think something is dickhead behaviour and still not want it to be illegal

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who wants to see my all time favourite official neopets art?

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whoops lost myself for about eight years there

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The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

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happy pride moth

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I start with P and end with ORN what am I?

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