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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

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we’ve pivoted to making spiders instead

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squidwsrd really put in this gay ass outfit just to eat his soufflé. okay work.

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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

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being torn between “it needs to be in character” and 

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2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history

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rephrasing a sentence to avoid having the same word twice in a row literally feels like adjusting yr stride so you step on the pavement cracks the right way

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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

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he is blogging

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spent the day perfume shopping and now i smell like everything at once and i have a headache

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carbonating you then putting you in a water bottle with a straw

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this fanfic shit is easy

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The Swing (L'Escarpolette), Jean-Honoré Fragonard

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so funny when 20yo women belittle women in their late 20s, girl that is gonna be you in a time span that’s gonna feel like 3 seconds

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that post that's going around about wikipedia being banned in the UK is driving me insane because of this one stupid line

the fuck do they have to do with this lmfao. like:

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