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i hate it when someone asks me what my favorite work of art is because i can't say "the one of the woman chilling on the rocks with a dragon lying in her lap and giving off powerful big dick energy" but how else am i supposed to describe it

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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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they're trying to make you hate sex and porn and hate being fat again therefore it is imperative that all fatties fuck nasty in the streets 2day

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And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

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Let 👏 Actors 👏 Be 👏 Flabby 👏Again

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it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this

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Fellas, is it gay to continually think about the man you gentleman fisted in a fighting club

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when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

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lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

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learning a new skill is also learning exactly where you do not have calluses yet

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old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……

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less "can you handle a mean female character" or more "can you handle a female character that has unpalatable traits to you personally but would shrug off if a male character had them"