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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Not sure how you could interpret this information as landlords being the ones facing a crisis, but go off.

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Not the sound they make..

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🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

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Your a faggot kill ur elf

the fuck did my elf do

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

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GETTING YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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let's do lines with mama

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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

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screaaaammm somebody just called me a bootlicker for being annoyed that my coworker is so bad at her job thats its making everyone elses jobs way fucking harder i can never ever ever ever turn anon off

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My personal favourite theory for why elves, grey aliens, and Mothman have all consistently been described as having roughly similar features is that humans throughout history have been equally bad at identifying owls.