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writing tip #1287:

that old desktop pc from the late 90s in your attic might still have clippy on it

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My favorite thing about Tumblr glitches is that they’re never mundane enough to be forgotten about they ALWAYS hit everyone at once and they’re always weird shit like “the buttons stopped working,” or “the note counter disappeared for some fucking reason,” or

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Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

10. Screaming violin woman (093)

9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

6. Me (114)

5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)

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me: *kisses my beautiful wife*

my son, a child: ew, cooties!

me: son, how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof

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shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

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no offense but what the fuck is anyone talking about

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help you? with what? what's wrong? u ok? need some kind words? need a damn ass meme? what do you need? ((sorry if this is overboard omg))

thank you so much. it’s totally not overboard, i promise.

i just feel like my life is kinda... pointless right now. like i’m not important, hell, that people would be happier without me. i mean, my parents already think my professionally diagnosed mental illnesses are just me looking for attention and making things up. my sister thinks the same, but she’s told me this several extra times so i don’t forget. 

none of my friends care enough to want to help and/or are offline. i mean, i don’t blame them, i’m super needy and kind of a terrible person.

so, y’know.

everything just kinda sucks ass right now.

and the worst part? i don’t even know how to help myself. because i’m generally punished for stating my feelings to people, i’ve just been holding this all in until i’m about to explode and i JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO FUCK.

i just kinda.

need someone to talk to.

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can someone just.

help me.

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if a straight ever bothers u send them this