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Corpse snail bride

The failed proposal

Last night I had a long dream, but the only part I remember clearly is that my friend was trying to propose to his girlfriend. He had a good ring (gold band with opal as the stone). The way he decided to propose was by putting it in a snail shell (with the snail in it), and he would then hold it out to her and the snail would come out of the shell with the ring attached. Well, he somehow lost the ring in the snail shell, and so he panicked and went and bought a cheap ring from those grocery store toy dispenser things and used that one instead.

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I think Americans need to understand how normal it is in other countries to have extremely limited hours of operation to ensure the sanity and health of workers are kept in tact. We are so accustomed and entitled to demanding people’s time that we forget that they’re… y’know… people

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reblog and put in the tags what comes up when you type "i want"

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digital art friends. what do you have your stabilizer set to? because my friend thinks I'm weird for having it at 3 at most, and I think they're weird for having it at 20.

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Chaos

girls who learned all their vocab from books and are now constantly embarrassing themselves by pronouncing words slightly wrong in conversation

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eating him

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"i got myself some little treats and now life isn't so hard anymore" local woman admits

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I think it makes it even funnier that Dracula and Monster High both are books

personally i am sick of the cryptic shit on tumbler dot com. all of a sudden people are making vague references to a daily dracula and i am just supposed to roll with the punches and think on the fly. i am supposed to understand. but the truth is i don’t even know which bloodsucker we are vagueblogging about. is it the real dracula or the one from hotel transylvania. or are we simply making a new dracula every day????? i don’t know a lot but that seems unsustainable. to me personally

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Happy eating him Wednesday

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By the law of conservation of christ, his body can be neither created nor destroyed. It’s like the water cycle, he’s just being recycled over and over again

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

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a cat has been spotted napping below this post.

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we need to romanticize lying on the floor and not doing anything

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a small cat