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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 10 days ago
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curious anon-do you have any go-to language/terminology references for your fics?
Yes, definitely. Here's a mostly complete list: if I remember a few more, I'll add them in later. If you find this post through a reblog chain, please keep in mind that the version on my blog will be updated from time to time, so click back for additional references if the reblogged post contains broken links or doesn’t have what you’re looking for.
Masterpost of references for the MDZS/CQL fandom (re: terminology, look here for naming guides and a list of familial terms. You'll also find information on wedding and funeral customs, cultivation lore, MDZS maps and sect history, and novel/audio drama summaries.)
Click here to find the "40 Q&A's" interview with MXTX.
Detailed glossary/explanations of concepts in wuxia, xuanhuan, and xianxia novels. Look here for a guide to weapons, martial arts, more cultivation lore, and a few units of measurement.
Guide to the martial family. You can also find a separate guide through the masterpost.
Guide to modern/historical titles. This is a Wikipedia page and most likely incomplete, but came in handy after the guide in the MDZS masterpost was removed. 
Guide to Chinese nobility. Look here for basic information about the peer ranks of various dynasties.
For a guide specific to the Qing dynasty (aka, the one I used for Flowers in the Palace) click here.
For a guide to marriage, concubinage, and social mores and customs for women, try Marriage and Inequality in Chinese Society.
Guide to Chinese clothing, by @ziseviolet. Click here for information on historical fashions, hairstyles, accessories, and so on. Try this link for clothing/textile references for other countries/cultures.
List of mythological creatures. This is a Wikipedia list of individual pages and is most likely incomplete.
List of Chinese fairy tales and folklore (not comprehensive).
Brief overview of Chinese musical notation and guqin musical notation. Not detailed, but provides a fair explanation of how written music was recorded.
Color terms you're not likely to find with google translate, by @linghxr. These include translations for colors like cyan, indigo, luminous white, etc.
More about colors and their symbolism here.
Timekeeping. Wiki article about the dual hour, fifteen daylight hours, etc.
Traditional calendar. I bookmarked this page for the phenological month names used in TMAAF, but there’s a lot more information here. Look here for a list of traditional Chinese holidays.
For food: someone on Twitter made a detailed guide to the dishes that the characters in MDZS would have eaten, but I’ll have to go looking for it. In the meantime, try these links.
Hubei cuisine (Yunmeng): 1, 2
Hebei cuisine (Qinghe)
Shaanxi cuisine (Qishan)
Shandong cuisine (Lanling)
Jiangsu cuisine (Gusu)
(Note: most of the recipes in the Twelve Moons and a Fortnight verse are from The Woks of Life and Made with Lau.)
For individual words and characters: try hantrainerpro or its full dictionary index. Given a word/character, you can find its definitions, synonyms, other words that contain the character, and a list of different words pronounced the same way. I also use Written Chinese to look up the individual radicals within a character, but there are several better dictionaries out there.
For a mobile Chinese dictionary, try Pleco.
For help choosing Chinese names, click here.
Rhyming in Chinese:
Mandarin rhyme finder by chinese-word.com. To use, replace the “ang” in the URL with the word ending you want: e.g., iao for words that rhyme with xiao, ing for words that rhyme with ying, and so on. If this generates a 403 error, wait for a while and try again.
Wikipedia article about yùnshū (rhyming dictionaries)
Mandarin rhyming dictionary tool by daddehs1
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 19 days ago
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airplane/Shang Qinghua is described as handsome in a sleazy car salesman sort of way, but fanart usually has him looking kind of baby? probably to better contrast with Mobeijun the Man Wardrobe, which is a perfectly honorable purpose, but i still wish we had more Sleazy Merchant SQH out there. so here's my personal attempt at sleazy car salesman shang qinghua
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 20 days ago
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piplup grain entrapment
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 20 days ago
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For the Doodle request: Yue QingYuan gets hit with truth serum and the whole sect gets to hear just HOW crazy he is for SQQ.
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Tfw you're just trying to get through talking about the monthly budget but your Sect Leader just starts saying the wildest shit about his crush. Thanks for the rq!! :D
[ID: A Scum Villain Doodle. The top half has a wide-eyed and slightly flushed Yue Qingyuan resting a hand on one of his cheeks as he says "I would commit vast amounts of murder for Xiao Jiu. I would level Huan Hua if he asked." The bottom half has Qi Qingqi looking towards YQY with questioning surprise. Shang Qinghua looks on with nervous shock as he clutches paper in his hands as if he was mid-presenting with a speech bubble connecting to him saying "...". Lastly, Mu Qingfang face palms with a sigh as he says "...I'll get the medkit." End ID]
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 20 days ago
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I’m obsessed with him bc of this LOL. Also MAN I CANT GET ENOUGH OF YOUR SQH DESIGN
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"dude i'm like. the only peak lord i made cis. system loves its dramatic irony, right?"
as i have it for right now, airplane and sy never meet in the wick remains main plot. but it'd be really fucking funny,
[ID: A sketchy black/white comic of Yue Qingyuan, as hosted by Shen Yuan, walking through a forest with Shang Qinghua. Shen Yuan starts out by musing, "So you must've really been on a 'Palace Conspiracy' kick, huh? You even made Yue-xiong a eunuch." to which Shang Qinghua laughs and exclaims, "Ahhh, could you imagine? Oh, Yue-shixiong. All he'd have to do is glare and everyone would just be stumbling over themselves to apologize!" on a panel with the proposed Yue Qingyuan eunuch design telling off a couple of silhouettes.
Shen Yuan anxiously holds his sleeve up to his mouth muttering "Right..." while Shang Qinghua walks on with his hands behind his head, still laughing about it until he realizes Shen Yuan's silently walking off, which makes him stop in place and evoke a little shock emote. He catches up to him, asking nervously, "Bro... for real?" to which Shen Yuan folds his arms and replies, visibly flustered, "Well? What else could it be, Airplane?"
The last panel is a chibi of Shang Qinghua exasperatedly thinking "Oh man. Oh man." with a trans flag as the background. END ID.]
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 24 days ago
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Folks, I need/want to write a wedding in the MDZS universe but I don’t understand
What’s with the bowing/kneeling?
What’s the clothing called?
When Jin GuangYao threw off the veil on Qin Su, was that just a flare, or is that required?
What’s the dealio? Give me the low down, share your knowledge with me.
I could Google it but I don’t have enough basis in knowledge to even know what period I’m looking at, let alone if my sources are any good. Plus I find people on here are more eloquent and easy to understand than articles would be
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 25 days ago
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You’re never gonna get an angel bound in human form that isn’t some sort of fucked up. You’re cutting it off from all sorts of metaphysical senses, extradimensional perceptions, and biologically impossible physiology all at once. That’s like if you pancaked a human down to 2D and took away all our senses besides touch and smell. You’d be pretty weird too.
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 30 days ago
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trauma therapy has been swell
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 1 month ago
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Teach your children how to deal with emotions in a constructive way. I wish I had done this with my children.
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 1 month ago
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I love it when the little kids I’m teaching online have complete and total misconceptions of what’s going on. So far, I’ve encountered the following:
1. I had been teaching a little girl for several months, when one day she said to me: “My mother says you’re a real person, not an app. If you’re a real person, show me your husband.”
2. I was about to end a class, but the little girl I was teaching didn’t want the class to end. She turned to her mom and asked if she could please watch one more episode. Turns out she was under the impression that I was a very interactive TV program.
3. I couldn’t find my marker in class today. The boy I was teaching was like, “What’s your apartment number? I’ll come up and help you find it!” The boy lives in China and I live in the United States. I guess most people he knows live in the same building as him, so he assumed I did too.
4. I had been teaching a kid for quite some time when I mentioned my age in class. She was like, “Wait, you’re an adult????” She’d thought I was twelve.
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 1 month ago
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"it's concerning if university students are genuinely struggling to read full adult-level books for class" and "don't overstate the reporting of a single news article" and "if this shift is genuinely real, it's reflective of broad curriculum changes in lower education levels, probably at least in part due to remote schooling during COVID, and doesn't mean the new generation is being willfully Stupid and Vapid" and "when reading for personal pleasure people should read whatever they like without shame" and "reading from a broad variety of genres, styles, and authorial backgrounds will improve your understanding of both literature and the real world" and "actively mocking people for their tastes in books does not encourage them to become more adventurous you're just being mean" and also "but seriously adult books are not just boringly pretentious nothingburgers padded with pointless sex scenes, and claiming they are just shows how little you've read" all can and should co-exist.
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 1 month ago
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"it's concerning if university students are genuinely struggling to read full adult-level books for class" and "don't overstate the reporting of a single news article" and "if this shift is genuinely real, it's reflective of broad curriculum changes in lower education levels, probably at least in part due to remote schooling during COVID, and doesn't mean the new generation is being willfully Stupid and Vapid" and "when reading for personal pleasure people should read whatever they like without shame" and "reading from a broad variety of genres, styles, and authorial backgrounds will improve your understanding of both literature and the real world" and "actively mocking people for their tastes in books does not encourage them to become more adventurous you're just being mean" and also "but seriously adult books are not just boringly pretentious nothingburgers padded with pointless sex scenes, and claiming they are just shows how little you've read" all can and should co-exist.
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 1 month ago
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 2 months ago
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Welcome to danmei! We have:
- Guy who’s in love with his pet fish
- Guy whose boyfriend has been dead for 16 years
- Guy whose boyfriend nearly committed genocide
- Guy whose boyfriend actually committed genocide
- Luo Binghe
- Guy who accidentally fell in love with the dude he intended to manipulate into villainy & evil
- And more!
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 2 months ago
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Imagine you got bullied as a kid so to make up for that insecurity you became a super successful alpha male grindset influencer and then one day you got pushed into a portal and found yourself in an alternate universe where you're a malewife who married your old bully. That happened to Luo Bingge
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beepbeepbeepbeeped · 2 months ago
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We need more SVSSS AUs that take place in other media. Like, mean girls AU I saw on TikTok, that kind of stuff. Whether you insert the cast into the cast of whatever media you’re using, or if you’re placing the svsss characters in said media, but with their own roles and such.
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