beepbeeprobotlovesong
beepbeeprobotlovesong
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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when travis mcelroy said “what if you could just cut out the bullshit and do good recklessly?” and when marc evan jackson said “now go do something good” and when chidi anagonye said “i argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people” and when brennan lee mulligan said “you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. if you choose to care, then the universe cares. and if you don’t, then it doesn’t”
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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i'll let phie-san say it:
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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"My first language has a perfect saying for this, but it doesn't make sense in english :("
Say it anyway! You don't owe them perfect clarity. Be profoundly cryptic, speak in riddles, make them ponder what the fuck you meant by that. The anglos, like porridge, must sometimes be stirred, so they don't burn stuck on the bottom of the pot.
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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it’s just one of those croissant days
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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people who say that batman and spider-man could switch rogue galleries and be fine are right and it’s really funny
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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BTVS as textposts part 7
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Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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BTVS as textposts part 6
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Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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BTVS as textposts part 4
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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BTVS as textposts part 3
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Part 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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BTVS as textposts part 1
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Part 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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BTVS as textposts part 8
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Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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Victoria Schwab Tweets:
“This just in: you can love writing and also find it hard.
“I was once on a panel and another author essentially said, ‘if you don't enjoy every moment, then why are you here?’ and I was...exasperated. Creativity is a complicated beast. You don't have to love every second to be a valid participant.
“I love the ideas. I love brainstorming, and problem-solving, and I love making this better, fine-tuning language.
“I also hate drafting, claw my way through self-doubt, crawl on my hands and knees through the frustration of the unrealized.
“I'm not here because I love every second.
“I'm here because the parts I love are worth the rest.”
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day
"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"
"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"
"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"
"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"
"Uncle Jake is fat!"
At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"
(In unison) "Ooooooh!"
(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"
"Both, but I prefer Sir"
"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"
This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"
Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3
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beepbeeprobotlovesong · 8 months ago
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i love when an author truly understands a character so well that they can just put said character in any situation and still have them act correctly. like yeah okay hes a cat cafe owner. hes a middle school teacher. hes a dog. and hes acting exactly how he would act if he was a dog.
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