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I personally choose to believe that the Hunger Games series is supposed to be Katniss's memoir/way of setting the record straight about her and her loved ones part in the Games/war. Meaning I think the entire country of New Panem was going into a FIT with every new chapter they read, let alone book. Just imagine the podcasts for a second.
"SO THE STAR-CROSSED LOVERS OF DISTRICT 12."
"YEAH."
"FATED SOULMATES."
"DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER."
"Role model for all of our relationships, I think it's safe to say."
"Mmhmm."
"It was a SURVIVAL STRAT????"
That baby reveal??? Had the country in SHAMBLES when they realized Peeta was lying. Her editors probably told her to just keep that out and she probably just said "why?? I have actual kids now, it's fine." The tabloids are blowing clear the fuck up all day every day. Peeta's hijacking??? People already knew but they didn't know EVERYTHING. God, those podcasts were LIT.
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jean dating kevin’s celebrity crush is going to be the funniest thing ever
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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.
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Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude
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classic scifi novels by men r always like. page 1 here’s a cool scifi idea i had. page 2 i hate women so much it’s unreal
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my role on the leftist commune will be passive-aggressively moving the freshly-washed “clean” dishes that still have food residue on them back into the “unclean” section
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You say she’s a temple and her body is beautiful like a greek goddess but then get grossed out by her hairy bush. You think goddesses in temples had time to shave their pussy? Get real.
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BTS Jin accidentally wishes J-hope 'Happy Birthday' under another member's post [Allkpop]
Jin has accidentally wished J-hope a 'Happy Birthday' under another member's post.
On an online forum, netizens couldn't contain their laughter as they saw the BTS member Jin's having mistakenly written a congratulatory message for J-hope in a reply to a post by V.
In his message, Jin wrote, "Hobi, happy birthday~" on February 18 under a post made by V, who had written on February 14: "This is an interim report. I have now peaked at weighing 72.5 kg. I'll be back again. Salute!"
In the comments section, netizens hilariously remarked that this is "understandable because it's Jin," and that "because it's also Jin, this mistake looks even funnier and more adorable."
Reactions include:
"Lol I'm crying" "Yes, this is Seokjin" "Of course, this is Jin" "Jin would do this" "He is soooo cute" "Of course lololol our Jin is never typical!" "How sweet that he's thinking of hobi, though" "You should reply, V lol" "I love how Jin never forgets to leave his dongsaengs these messages on their birthdays…" "Hahaha, such a big cutie"
Meanwhile, BTS (RM, Jin, Suga, J-Hope, Jimin, V, Jungkook) began their military hiatus on December 12 last year and plan to resume their full group activities in 2025 after all members have completed their service. Among the BTS members, Jin, who was the first to enlist and is serving as an army instructor, is due to be discharged this coming June.
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