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((okay *cracks knuckles* im finally logging back into @indulgentarcher hmu on discord for ob ;w;" ))

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someone: oh so you identify as—

me:

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Looke at what I totally got throughe faire means of procuremente! Another example of an arte trade gone righte, if I do say so myself! This will certainly be added to my collection and surely treasured.

But I knowe what you’re thinking - Remele! Isn’t your quainte little bachelorette-pad highrise muche too smalle for another addition to your highly curated collection? And I heare you completely, and thate means I have a huge decision to make - who is going into storage and who get’s to stay above grounde?

Gosh, I’m so cute here.

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honey sleep tight, you got a big storm coming

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D --> I have discovered most grub products on the market for my tineline hold a butterfly motif

D --> Who's going to tell the human that's not how this works

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vibe check!

*points my magical girl attack device at you and blast a beam of love and hope, that purifies your heart* ✨💕🌈✨💖

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Blease look at my very angry baby

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in final fantasy ix, if you keep calling the save moogle on the overworld map over and over again without actually saving or resting, he gets progressively more pissy with you

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Thanks to a friend I’ve gotten an apartment and was able to escape my Dads house. He was going to send me to conversion therapy. We are still raising money for lawyers fees and such. There is hardly any food here. My friend works at a fast food chain and can’t afford to feed both of us.

It would mean the world to us whatever you can give for food. We’re really hungry.

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if my pitched-down, chopped-up remix of the wii shop channel theme gets stuck in ur head as much as the original gets stuck in mine, then i’ve accomplished my goal. if not then fuck u

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Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

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“Rescue kitten. The only way I got it to stop crying for mama was by wrapping it up in a rag and petting it’s cheeks“

(Source)

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あけましておめでとう (happy new year)

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おいしかった